choppin' the wood

Choppin' the wood is a term for masturbation in which the masturbator get blisters on his hand from doing it too hard.

I was choppin' the wood last night and I got a giant blister in the middle of my hand.

by 2nd Seal September 9, 2003

Chopper with the beam

A. An AK-47 or really any gun with a laser sight.

Lil Uzi (Alfa Romeo AW300)- Got the chopper with the beam, yea!

by lil uzi lyrics October 26, 2016

chip chopin the blip blop

1. smokin the same spot

say dowg we chip chopin the blip blop today.

by Jon June 2, 2004

chopping the carrot

the act of vigerously biting a penis. try to make moans or groans during this. this could get a little fysty so be carefull! (:

"chopping the carrot"
girl: UUHHH
boy: OYYY
girl: UUHHHGG
boy: OYHHH
boy: baby just CHOP THAT DAMN CARROT!

by the sexy kittens April 7, 2009

chopping the lettuce

when a girl is shaking her ass all up in some junk

I was at a party when I saw Delaney chopping the lettuce

by p-trickster July 30, 2012

Choppa in the Car

"Choppa" is the gang name for an AK-47.

"I'm not a star, somebody lied. I got a choppa in the car" -Rick Ross, Lil Wayne

by Nicckuhs September 21, 2011

Chope the chicken

Variation on choke the chicken. To engage in masturbation, while looking up women's skirts or looking at upskirt pics.

Named for Christopher Chope, British Member of Parliament, who opposed a law that sought to ban making upskirt photos and videos.

“What’s that old guy doing down there on the floor near the hockey team?”
“Oh he's just about to chope the chicken again.”

by Spangleburger June 16, 2018