Cheeze it

A more polite way to say "Jesus". Often used as a correction.

Person: "JESUS! Stop lying you idiot!"

Christian:" Did you just use the Lord's name in vain!?!"

Person: "I said cheeze it! CHEEZE IT!"

by Narikku February 4, 2009

beez cheez

SEX CHEESE!!!! The thing to eat when getting down and dirrtay.

"While me and him were getting it on I had me a craving for that beez cheez!"

by Twink the Kinkster November 29, 2004

Dub Cheez

Slang for a "double cheese burger" you get at McDonalds.

We's gotta to get a dub cheez.
We got's to get a dub cheez.

by raaanrdoanll2009 December 9, 2008

Flumunda Cheez

Oily, viscous residue on an unwashed male scrotum, usually peppered with bits of lint and/or trapped pubic hairs.

"Ay yo, hey, you want some Flumunda cheez?"
"The fuck is 'Flumunda cheez'?"
"Da cheez flumunda deez nutz, foo!"

by Hellzapoppin' October 4, 2018

Chester Cheezing

Giving someone a hand job or masturbating (a self chester cheez) after having cheetos, doritos, or any other snack with a cheesy powder, thus giving the individual an orange dick.

April had a bunch of Nacho Cheese Doritos and gave me a handy, she was totally Chester Cheezing me.

by chestrrrr August 20, 2014

Cheez Sack

A ripe, smelly, sweaty, unkept male scrotum. Cultivated after days or weeks of not bathing.

Man I got cheez sack. Smell my fingers. I just scratched muh ballllzzzzz.

by Eaton Holgoode January 17, 2018

Cream Cheez

When you have a nasty case of cheesedick and you vigorously beat off and nut all over your bellend. You keep stroking the semi-flaccid penis creating a frothy, amalgam of semen and smegma.

I whipped up some serious cream cheez when I did a little tugger last night.

My knob was so nasty it made like an ounce of cream cheez when I beat one out.

by Eaton Holgoode February 3, 2018