Walking the Dog

The act of male masturbation while walking around your own bedroom.

John: Hey man, I got caught walking the dog last night.
Cody: Ah, your family again?
John: Yeah. That's the last time I walk the dog with my bedroom door open...

by Gunga-Zumba-14 November 15, 2019

Walking the duck

Walking the duck is when you are either walking naked (only works if your a guy) or you are going commando and your fly is down...thus your little guy escapes and waddles when you walk.

TIM: Today I forgot to zip up, and my coworkers caught me walking the duck.
WORST DAY EVER!

by Nubman3 May 22, 2009

Walking the Dog

Saying to your internet friends that you're going to walk the dog, but instead you are sexually pleasuring yourself.

Hey Vega, I'll be back in fifteen just Walking the Dog.

by MrShades October 31, 2011

walking the goose

First, you and three of your friends stop at a garage sale to avoid having to work out at track practice. Next, you find a broken cement goose sculpture being given away for free at that garage sale. Then, you and your friends carry the heavy goose sculpture over a full mile of hills back to your school track/football field, even though it would have been much easier to drive the sculpture back in your car.

Coach: What is that?
You: It's a cement goose. Instead of running, we were walking the goose.

by weezerdog3 May 3, 2014

walking the penguin

Masturbating, jerking off. Also walking the dog.

Walking the penguin is a good thing... if you don't have any better place to put the penguin into.

by Ittouchy January 31, 2008

Walking the lobster

"Walking the lobster" is slang term developed in the 1990's which originated from Detroit.

1) To take a risk.

2) To cross the line.

1) Tom: Are we really going to play frisbee in horticulture?

Mike: I don't know. We're really walking the lobster with this one.

by Gabe Feltenstoner October 3, 2011

Walking the brown mile

Used to describe the uncomfortable walk to the nearest toilet to drop ones load. Can also be seen in the workplace when a thoughtful colleague will often bypass the nearest shitter and make the walk to a more isolated location to make the experience more relaxing .

Hi Bob, good weekend?

Hi Sue , great thanks, I can’t stop and talk , I’m walking the brown mile right now but I’ll meet you for coffee at 10 ?
No worries Bob, have a safe journey.

by Sunday’s at dundys October 3, 2020