volume discount

A percentage off da standard price dat you are allowed if you ask for it loudly.
If a merchant has a "volume discount" policy whereby he will "match decibels with discounts" --- i.e., if your vocal-level is 25 dB when you ask for a cheaper price, you get 25% off; raising your voice to 30 dB gains you 30% off, etc. --- then da key would be to actually haul in a moderately-powerful PA system wif huge boomy loudspeakers --- or show up wif several of your buddies speaking through high-wattage megaphones --- and really B-L-A-S-T your price-easement request at a HUNDRED decibels... not only might you indeed obtain said products at no charge, but da shop-owner might simply be more than happy to give you da merchandise for free just to get you and your deafeningly-noisy equipment or bullhorn-toting retinue outta his joint!! :P
by QuacksO March 15, 2023
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low volume

Very relaxing/chill environment. Usually pertains to music, especially with Jazz and Funk genres, but can also be used to describe one's surroundings.
The band, Vulfpeck, often plays low volume funk.

Friend: How was your day today?
You: It was fine. Not much is happening, so it's just been a pretty low volume day.
by Ripple_the_boi May 09, 2021
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What you say when you listen to the most quietest song ever.
*most quietest song ever plays on an iPod"
Diaima Ajsmfhfnfbrgifrbg:I have to turn up my headphones at full volume because this song is so quiet
by thecharacterwannie July 11, 2022
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wog volume

Foghorn level speech that sounds normal to wogs, however, exceeds normal talking volume to non-wogs.
They are talking at Wog Volume again.
by thena15 August 27, 2022
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Volume Group

A group of friends (usually girls ) who are really loud and random, and who often give each other random nicknames that have nothing to do with anything, like 'Babes', 'Fish' and 'Megatron'.
P1: Whats up with those randoms?
P2: Oh, they're just a Volume Group

OR

Member of Volume Group 1: Hey Sheep!
M.O.V.G 2: Hey Camel!
Bystander: #Thinks# Must be a Volume Group...
by Paolo_is_Pigra May 27, 2011
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The Volume

Best Singy Songy ever. Write No jokes.
The volumes an astounding singer, you shitin me a bill gates too.
by Hersurmount May 19, 2022
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Volume 2

The saddest 2 stranger things episodes i literally watched. Eddie died, robbin also, and max almost died but 11 resurrected her
by stranger things lovet July 04, 2022
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