high-five to the low-two

A kick to the nuts. Refers to the five toes of the kicker's foot rising up to mash the two testicles of the recipient's ball-bag.

When my boss called me into the office to review my job performance, she said that if I'd spent more time working than reading Urban Dictionary, I'd still have a job on Monday. It was a real high-five to the low-two.

by TerribleDH March 20, 2011

The One Two

Also called the "Once Over". The one two is when someone looks you up and down to judge one you in some way or another. Mostly you get this look from a hater or someone trying to size you up.

(Walking through the mall)

Ashley: "Hey why is that girl giving you The One Two"
Remedy: "I think its because she sees my new Jordans."

by Remedy 3.0 December 6, 2009

Two The Easy Way

The grand and honorable act of taking a deuce or number two all while drinking an alcoholic beverage, preferably a beer. However, depending on the setting, any alcoholic beverage is acceptable.

Brian: Hey, where were you just now? Zak and I were looking all over for you.

Al: I felt a rumble n' my tummy, so I dashed to take a two the easy way.

Brian: Ah...

by AK #23 December 30, 2011

Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2

A retarded ass movie name

John: Hey do you want to watch Super ultra gay deluxe ova part two the virgin inside awakens the prequel part 2 tonight?
Smart intellectual person: No because I’m not gay

by Jrnabbhrhsx July 29, 2019

the ole two finger jones

quite simply, fingering a bitch. A long practiced time honored tradition.

Jonny: "Hey Cody, why do you keep smelling your fingers?"

Cody: "Well, I just gave my ole lady Amber the ole two finger jones.

Jonny: Oh....can I smell?

by dabizz January 1, 2008

The trusty two

The trusty two is a phrase used to describe the index and middle finger, the fingers most used for "her" pleasure. The trusty two never fail.

Girl: My vibrator broke
Girl 2: Oh no! What ever will you do?
Girl: No worries, its back to the trusty two until I get it fixed
Girl 2: What a relief

by dirtydonna October 27, 2010

the dirty two

Verb; simultaneous boob honking and blowjob.

“Hey girl, you wanna do the dirty two?

by MandM Productions November 20, 2019