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Texan Flamingo

A sex position when, a girl stands on one foot and is fucked from behind and as she is about to ejaculate she screams "yee-haw" and you pull out, ejaculate on her back and scream as if you was a shotgun going off.
Girl: damn baby, yee-haw cowboy ;)
Guy: KAPOW
Girl: Ive never had a good Texan Flamingo before.
by McPoppyAustin December 12, 2016
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Texan Liberal

An oxymoron. Everyone knows there no such thing as a liberal from Texas. Jeez.
Guy 1: Is that a Texan Liberal?
Guy 2: No.
by Hotadff February 6, 2006
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Big Texan

While "knocking it back" you stick your thumb in the girls ass.
Jared and Everitt gives the Big Texan to their bitches daily!!
by jared mayers February 17, 2008
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Texan Rodeo

While enjoying your bareback, doggie style entertainment, you lean over to your partner's ear and whisper "I have aids" or "I have _____." It can be anything really, as long as you make them buck.

8 Minutes and you win.
Remember, I said bareback.
"I only lasted two minutes into my Texan Rodeo! Bitch bucked me off quicker than her gynecologist."
by DasTesseract October 14, 2016
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Sweaty Texan

When a sweaty 60 year old texan man sucks your dick so you can donate money to his stream and he slobs your know with sweat from his grifty hands
I was at my boy seans house the other night and he gave me a sweaty texan
by Sweaty Sean 1488 September 30, 2022
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Amarillo Texan

Someone who knows how to cater. Write a menu. Run a restaurant and love their City!
Amarillo Texan, Wade Ryan Cates and his famous sourdough cinnamon rolls are made exclusively in Amarillo.
by Wade Ryan Cates December 11, 2021
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Ol' Texan

This is an oral sex move performed by the nostrils. You put the clit in one nostril and close the other with your finger. You then blow as hard you can like you are blowing your nose without a tissue. You can also suck in to get that Rasberry affect going on. It feels just as good as a wand vibrator but with more settings.
"Girl, he took me back to his place and gave me an Ol' Texan, I havnt nut like that in years"

"I sneezed on my girls pussy last night, she thought I was given her an Ol' Texan"
by ButChugNugs April 20, 2022
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