Piddle Dickin’

The inefficient use of time to complete a job while others are also waiting on you.

See Also: Fiddle Fartin’

These directors are piddle dickin’ around while we have been lit for 3 hours and ready to shoot.

by HappySlappyGrip December 8, 2025

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Piddled

Le instantaneous reaction that occurs when in the heaviest state of fright resulting in the smallest excretion bodily fluids

I did everything I can to get away I was cornered and once the beating commenced I piddled right when it started

by Zaddy Luar June 6, 2021

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Tickle the Piddle

The act of jerking off, also known as a guy beating his meat.

Do you tickle the piddle often?

by The Legendary Donatella Icono June 11, 2023

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The Piddles

The Piddles is a slang term for people who have to get up in the middle of the night to urinate. Generally, used by older individuals who tend to have this problem.

Man, I had the piddles last night. It took forever to get back to sleep.

by fiendish5022 August 18, 2022

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Like baby pee. Used for when others are so weak that they weaken the proper formed and spirited humans to their creepy ugly immature level by being present. An apathetic boring and weak attitude that doesn't shop or dress catlytically.

I was hung ho to finish a work out and design gymnast stirrup silverlake sandals, but then the piddle conformists showed up and I cried about being weak and ugly dressed to fit in with them.

by VOR GUARDIAN OF THE CHOSEN SCROLLS September 10, 2021

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