The Man

The Man is a 7'0 tall man that protects his one and only fav person. The Man has a brother but he's from the under realm. The Man is overprotective to the point if someone tries to talk or touch his person, he will make them see the light faster than ever. He is a trusting man and he comes from the "heavens" instead of the under realm. He always sins but no matter what no one will ever catch him. No one has ever seen The Man himself and if they have there already dead. The Man is also all black and has 3 eyes, one to keep on his person and the other two to just work like how ours work. The only way you will ever own The Man is if a spider crawls on your leg and then someone calls to you saying- "There's a spider on your leg and they will haunt you at night". But it only happens if the person who already owns The Man dies and pass's it on to another on going person. I'd say don't mess with The Man and if you do see what happens.

"The Man is coming to the party but will only be in the shadows!"

by TheBrotherIsMine March 31, 2025

“The Man”

Of a male figure, who has accomplished many feats of the day. One who stands out in the crowd with many high qualities.

Yo dog, your “the man”!

by MickeyK42 August 16, 2018

The Man!

Jayson M, the one who helps those in a time of need.

He found someone to get me a pub sub. He is the man!

by Williesnead February 7, 2019

The Man Behind The Slaughter

I dunno what I was thinking
Leaving my child behind
Now I suffer the curse
And now I am blind
With all this anger, guilt and sadness
Coming to haunt me forever
I can't wait for the cliff at the end of the river
Is this revenge I am seeking
Or seeking someone to avange me
Stuck in my own paradox
I wanna set myself free
Maybe I should chase and find
Before they'll try to stop it
It won't be long before I'll become a puppet
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother
I wish I lived in the present
With the gift of my past mistakes
But the future keeps luring in like a pack of snakes
Your sweet little eyes
Your little smile, is all I remember
Those fuzzy memories mess with my temper
Justification is killing me
But killing isn't justified
What happened to my son, I'm terrified
It lingers in my mind
And the thought keeps on getting bigger
I'm sorry my sweet baby
I wish I've been there
It's been so long
Since I last have seen my son
Lost to this monster
To the man behind the slaughter
Since you've been gone
I've been singing this stupid song
So I could ponder
The sanity of your mother

Friend: "I officially killed six kids. I am the man behind the slaughter"

by BellyLikeJelly April 3, 2020

The man, the myth, the legend

Scott Sterling

Scott "The man, the myth, the legend" Sterling has done it again! He somehow continues to block every last shot using only his face! He is truly incredible.

by Sterling, Scott June 18, 2020

the man behind the slaughter

the man behind the killing of 5 kids, usually referred to as Purple Guy.

"Man, the man behind the slaughter is kinda fucked up."

by NPC April 1, 2020

The Man's Prayer

Prayer for men, ironic. From "Red Green" Canadian public access television.

"I'm a man, but I can change, if I have to, I guess." -The Man's Prayer

by RookCastle February 20, 2013