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Bob and Laurie

A couple who bonds over harassing and threatening other women online. Most tend to be miserable, mentally unstable, hateful, women haters, with an obsession for doordash. They are most likely to go after the most vulnerable women in a community. They strive for the title of the biggest victim. They rarely have any legit supporters because they used private contact information from donations to intimidate them into silence. However, they are secretly waiting for the day they turn on each other, and begin the process of air each other's dirty laundry, in a competition to be top victim. They most likely already have their narratives and lies against each other prepared.
Oh no they broke up? Hopefully they're not a Bob and Laurie kind of couple.
by DidYouCatchThat October 2, 2022
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Laurie Halse Anderson

One of the best young adult novelists America has ever known. She's one of the only authors I know of who depicts the ideal teenager as not a quiet, popular, polite, content straight-A soccer-player with gorgeous blonde hair and boobs the size of boulders, but as a young adult who does what makes them feel good and takes the time to consider their feelings and mental health, proceeding to share their thoughts with others. Her most popular novel, Speak (which was turned into a movie and a graphic novel) talks about overcoming trauma and expressing emotions, as well as an overall message of the importance of communication. Her other books for young adults include Wintergirls, Prom, The Impossible Knife of Memory, Twisted (told by a male protagonist), and Catalyst.

Unfortunately, some of her books, such as Speak, have been banned from middle and high school libraries due to Halse Anderson's tendency to discuss serious issues, like sexual assault and self-harm, which has been bashed by the dangerously high quantity of fucking idiots crusting on the earth. Yes, the world is a scary place, but ignorance will not diminish them, and will only make it worse (imagine you're in a pitch-black room with many other people, but you don't know that- you think the world has blown up and you're all alone). And not only do her books discuss these issues, but they feel like a sympathetic poem rather than a scolding lecture.
I am currently reading Wintergirls by Laurie Halse Anderson. I'm not sure what it's getting more out of me- laughs or tears. But it sure takes my breath away.
by SweetieJew September 30, 2017
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the laurie

to tie your hands to the ceiling fan and turn the fan on high blast so you spin fast
hey bro no homo but can we do the laurie? my girlfriend doesnt want to help
by Steven Hawking School of Dance February 4, 2020
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Dirty Lauri

A lady who is unlike any one else, so sexy and beautiful

Sexually amazing, her heart is like pure gold.

Looking for a woman who can make you happier than ever, look no further than Dirty Lauri!
My wife is amazing at everything, dirty Lauri
by Rjvarez June 16, 2023
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Laurie-Mae

GODESS. THE MOST AMAZING HUMAN YOU WILL EVER MEET.
H: oh my god this girl is so amazing!!
V: Of course she's Laurie-Mae!!!
by anonymous November 22, 2021
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Laurie

V. - a.)The act of calling someone "Karen" to make one-self feel superior,while being a "Karen" themselves.
b.) A hypocritical sheep.
c.) ignorant,un-original, un-imaginative copycat follower.
Ok Lady,go Laurie yourself into a corner. Where someone gives a shit about your opinion.
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Dirty Laurie

When a cute blond kid gets gang raped in an alleyway by his parents and best friend; his best friend makes him suck his cock while his mother rides him and his father fucks him and cums in his ass and the cute boy cums in his mother making her pregnant.
Yeah man I had a dirty laurie last night
by Hehdhdjdjs sndjwland May 5, 2023
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