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Get off the internet

When someone, especially someone you know, keeps on clicking on related links. This mostly applies to when watching related YouTube videos, and eventually leads to a video that has no relation to the original search term. Also, this term is can be used when a person just keeps watching shock websites and will not stop no matter how many times you tell them to.
Guy 1: Hey look at this cool video!
Guy 2: Cool, how did you find that?
Guy 1: Oh, I just searched something and kept on clicking on related videos.
Guy 2: But this video has nothing to do with what you searched!?
Guy 1: Yea, but.... WOW LOOK AT THIS VIDEO!
Guy 2: Just get off the internet!
Guy 1: But....
Guy 2: GET OFF THE INTERNET!!
by Get off the internet! January 1, 2011
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the internet of things

A network of physical objects with embedded sensors that are connected to the internet.
"Siri, turn off the lights." "Gotta love the internet of things"
by Wendelcorp May 17, 2016
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The Internet

moron-laden porno pipe

There needs to be regulations on who gets to use this priviliged piece of technology. The prices of computers need to go up so every inbred, redneck moron can't get his fingers on a keyboard.
search engine results (yahoo) from The Internet:
"1 - 10 of about 78,900,000 for porn - 0.03 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 69,900,000 for xxx - 0.04 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 45,400,000 for gossip - 0.09 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 1,260,000 for nihilism - 0.04 sec."
"1 - 10 of about 1,170,000 for existentialism - 0.02 sec."
by jeffie dahmer July 27, 2006
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the Internet

A forum where like-minded nutters can seek each other out and reinforce and legitimize their perversion of choice while effectively minimising the necessity to interact with the larger society, which would beat them like the village mule and ensure that their dirty little excesses are not spread to other suggestible border-line sociopaths.
Bob: Well, Steve, nice to meet you IRL at last.
Steve: You too, Bob, the Internet is truly a wonderful place. Well, this wombat's not going to fuck itself, I guess...
by Matachin Tower October 20, 2008
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The International Workers of The World

The commonly mispronunciation of The Industrial Workers of The World(IWW) it is commonly used instead of the proper name of the IWW despite the name itself meaning absolutely nothing as it state’s international two times in the name which is just plane dumb.
The International Workers of The World? You mean the Industrial Workers of The World you dimwit.
by Earth First! November 18, 2022
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The Interperplexuality Of The Fortnite Minecraft BattlePass

Meaning it is difficult to understand the Interperplexuality of the Fortnite Minecraft Battlepass.
Person 1: Yea so you know im right and you are wrong
Person 2: Ok but The Interperplexuality Of The Fortnite Minecraft BattlePass
by morisons May 16, 2023
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under the internet

to transfer something over an internal network or intranet.
hey man can you send me that word document under the internet
by extremely_flammable July 24, 2010
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