Illuminati

A two-man secret organization that consists of the camerlengo and a hired killer, the second of which believes he is performing Satanism while actually 'helping' the church. Its main aim is to make the people religious zealots by giving them fear of a long-lost group.

SPECIALITIES: Sadistic murders, antimatter and administering fire burns on people.

MEMBER PROFILES:

HASSASIN
The chief assasin of the Illuminati. A necrophilia perv who likes his women killed or begging to be killed.

JANUS
Camerlengo in disguise. Killed his own father as a service to God. Nearly destroyed Vatican City, as another gift to the Holy Father.
"The Illuminati just called me desperately, saying they'd pay me $50 to attend the church. Suspiciously out of character..."

"Well I too got a call from a 'Illuminati' member too, asking me where my wife was buried. Now why in hell would anyone want to know that??"
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When someone is not telling you something(i.e a secret)
tiffany: I'm not going to tell you Brian
Brian: What are you; the Illuminati?
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(n.) A dead meme
(v.)Secret society created in the mid-1700's
(adj.)why are you still here
Oh look it's a triangular-shaped sandwich! ILLUMINATI CONFIRMED
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When ur face gets lazered by a random triangle with an eye that explodes the earth while eating potatoes and playing GTA 5
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Oh no, its the Illuminati!
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A "World of Warcraft" guild from Germany.
Officaly declared as a neutral guild, the Illuminati and Bregan Da'Aerthe are linked to each other in a very unoccasionaly way. While both guilds deny their relation, inofficial yources report of a secret military treaty between theese guilds.

Providing Bregan Da'Aerthe with supplies and cover for their operations, the Illuminati can remain neutral by shifting their agressive Operations to Bregan Da'Aerthe
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