The Funny

A superior joke, a joke above all other jokes. Hearing this joke will make your fucking head explode because of how funny it is, usually some retard says the funny and doesn't even realize it and immediately dies because he/she said the funny without god's permission.

Noah: Last month I ate at a Chinese buffet, I'm still picking out fur from my teeth to this day .
Kyle: BROOO LOL YOU SAID THE FUNNY!
Noah: Oh fu-

by Okuyasu October 14, 2019

see you in the funny pages

This a kind remark, meant to be good natured and humorous......Unlike the definitions put here. See the two existing versions of "funny papers" on this same site. This is exactly the same

Later gator, See you in the funny pages

by zbeeep June 22, 2016

The Funnel

Funneling is the act of a group of friends effectively getting a particular girl to disregard them and tell her what she wants to hear in order to "funnel" her to a certain other friend . The opposite of cock-blocking. Often associated with the term "wingman", this maneuver generally incorporates multiple wingmen acting as a single unit working towards the same ultimate objective; to get a buddy laid.

This maneuver is never to be used to funnel the DUFF to another buddy, but can be used to dump her on an unsuspecting douche bag.

"Ok guys, we gotta give this broad The Funnel. That nigga Glasgow hasn't had pussy in a coon's age.

by Zac Glasgow September 1, 2008

The Funk Palace

A house of girls that are all the craziest mother fuckers you have ever met. Can out drink you, humiliate you, and then fuck you harder than you've ever known possible. If you enter one, you may never leave.

Bro 1: Where's Jeremy?
Bro 2: I don't know man, he went to the funk palace last night, we probably won't see him ever again.

by Funky Worm October 3, 2020

The Funk

A funky ball of tits from outer space. Found by Bootsy Collins when he was just a simple farmer. It made him crazy and he milked the funk and made a funk shake. He then became the funkiest man alive. After he lost the funk Old Greg found it at the bottom of the ocean.

After he drank the funk he passed out, but when he came to, he was slappin that bass fast and loose like some kind of delirious funky priest.

by funkypriest July 4, 2009

Del the funky homosapien

Part of the Deltron 3030 supergroup with Dan the Automater and Kid Koala. Their self-titled CD is so good it's ridiculous.

I ate some psychedelic mushrooms and listening to Deltron 3030 on headphones and it ruled.

by clamum February 18, 2004

fakin' the funk

When you are pretending to be something you are not, capable of a skill or trait you do not possess, or in some other way misrepresenting yourself. See fronting.

KRS-ONE is an old school rapper who dislikes so-called "Gansta" rappers who are just fakin' the funk.

by Nabru September 26, 2005