A living organism commonly found on the lower part of the male body. It feeds off of your large intestine and grows very slowly over time. Doctors have a way of removing these, but it may be costly. The Dick is parasitic, but is only lethal if you touch it. It's body will rupture and you may feel a slight stimulation as it will begin to chew at your villi inside your entrails. A Dick has large pouches that grow beneath it that act as food storage, and grows with the Dick itself.
"I'd love to come to the party with you, but I just found out that I have a Dick. I'm going to go and see what the doctor can do about it."
by TheHelpfulDoctor December 07, 2012
1. a penis
2. a pepe
3. a sausage
4. a small pointy thing on men's front side
5. a big pointy thing on men's front side
2. a pepe
3. a sausage
4. a small pointy thing on men's front side
5. a big pointy thing on men's front side
by Hana Salam Makedonec Kincho March 19, 2017
by mizzzjake July 20, 2009
Slang term for penis. Each and every man has one and he stores it between his legs. It's size can vary greatly, but most men will add a couple inches when referring to their own. Dicks are usually classified into three catagories: schlort, schledium, and schlong. A dick has a very tough life: His owner likes to jerk him around, his best friend's a pussy, and his neighbour's an asshole. Most hetrosexual men use their dick for sexual activities.
Dick is also a colloquial term for an annoying man, or a nickname for a man named Richard.
Dick is also a colloquial term for an annoying man, or a nickname for a man named Richard.
Jane's boyfriend, Dick, was a total dick but she enjoyed sucking on his dick.
Hey Richard, come here! Dick, let's go!
I hate Joe Smith, he's such a dick!
I have a long dick.
Hey Richard, come here! Dick, let's go!
I hate Joe Smith, he's such a dick!
I have a long dick.
by joejackjacobsonthe second December 14, 2009
1. a measurement of speed, varying from slow to fast depending on the context of its use.
2. a derogatory term for someone who is not of your liking, someone who thinks of themselves as better than everyone else, and/or suffers from Illusory superiority.
3. as a given name, Dick is a diminutive form of Richard
4. a biological feature of male animals including both vertebrates and invertebrates.
5. a reproductive, intromittent organ that additionally serves as the urinal duct in placental mammals.
2. a derogatory term for someone who is not of your liking, someone who thinks of themselves as better than everyone else, and/or suffers from Illusory superiority.
3. as a given name, Dick is a diminutive form of Richard
4. a biological feature of male animals including both vertebrates and invertebrates.
5. a reproductive, intromittent organ that additionally serves as the urinal duct in placental mammals.
by TheNotADick January 23, 2011
by СукаБлять November 10, 2016
Guy 1: "Man, I can't watch the season premiere of 24 because I have to go to a gay chorus concert."
Guy 2: "That's dick!"
Guy 2: "That's dick!"
by H2Hat June 26, 2006