the classy deuce

when you take a shit on the toilet with your legs crossed while smoking a cigarette and a drinking a glass of wine... now that's the classy deuce.

when you take a shit on the toilet with your legs crossed while smoking a cigarette and a drinking a glass of wine... now that's the classy deuce.

by the half gram rapper August 26, 2010

the double deuce

a term for giving the finger with both hands showing the finger.

My personal favorite way to flip the bird is the double deuce

by Trogdor June 3, 2003

the mad deucer

a person who mysteriously takes poops in bathrooms ironically but not in a toilet. usually in obscure places which make it hard for the janitor kenny to clean up.

steve: did u hear about that guy at Athens he takes shits all over the floor.

Mr. Scott: ya of course thats the mad deucer!

by THE MAD DEUCER!!!! June 19, 2008

Deuce the kicker

When, in role-play, the one assuming the role of "the Dick" will defecate upon the recipient "the kicker", showing them that they have done incorrectly performed within the confines of the role-play. This is a very effective form of sensual punishment within the bedroom.

Dude, my gimp was acting up last night, so I totally had to deuce the kicker!

by Angreesloth November 28, 2011

The Angry Deuceman

When your pissed off Italian friend farts and snores in his sleep.

Frank lost some $$ in A.C. and decided to give his buddies The Angry Deuceman.

by Billy Crystal August 12, 2003

The Angry Deuceman

A very irritated, robust and powerful man that uses all caps on instant messenger.

Dude, he yells at me like the Angry Deuceman everytime we IM.

by Billy C August 14, 2003

The double deuce and dick down

When the guy is shitting on the toilet, and the girl sits on his dick and also starts to shit in the same toilet while getting fucked.

Bro, pulled the double deuce and dick down last night after eating Thai hot noodles with my girl. It was wild, messy and blew the bumpkin out of the water.

by Fuckin Filthy Frank January 30, 2025