Euphemism for cock drawings. Used to fool teachers or other authority into thinking that said drawings are really actually cactus flowers and not boners.
Something like 8% of guys do it
Something like 8% of guys do it
Teacher: Billy, I can't believe you are drawing boners again!
Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.
Billy: They're not boners they are cactus flowers ma'am.
by ScottAustin July 11, 2008
by Coffee Princess March 16, 2020
Name given to male genitalia from which the pubic hair has been shaven but has begun to grow back, and has made said genitalia prickly.
by M.S. Incarnadine March 05, 2009
--Steve is mad at me!
--why?
--cuz last nite, he wanted to touch my legs and i didnt let him
--why?
--cuz, i got cactus legs, i have shaved in a week!
--why?
--cuz last nite, he wanted to touch my legs and i didnt let him
--why?
--cuz, i got cactus legs, i have shaved in a week!
by shinney October 08, 2009
V. to obliterate, maim, or destroy something in the same way a cactus might damage a vagina or anal cavity.
"Berlin was cactus rammed by the Red Army near the end of the second world war."
"Toussaint L'Overture cactus rammed the whole of Paris in one glorious afternoon."
"Man, McGloin is totally cactus ramming the OSU secondary today!"
"Toussaint L'Overture cactus rammed the whole of Paris in one glorious afternoon."
"Man, McGloin is totally cactus ramming the OSU secondary today!"
by Theodore X. Johnson September 28, 2011
Dude! I had such a cactus day today! Got so much shit done and still had time to go for a skate, a surf, a sesh and a good half an hour of FIFA...
by Sucredoyouplay January 18, 2014
by ryanpottuh March 31, 2020