the brown noise

An oscillation of sound that causes the bowels to loosen. The brown noise is believed to be ninety-two cent below the lowest octave of E flat.

Johnny played the brown noise and crapped his pants.

by billardson January 6, 2003

The Brown Eyed Wink

This is similar to the arabian goggles,but you discretely squat over someones head while they are sleeping and put both of your nuts in each eye socket simultaneuosly gently placing your ass hole on their nose. You patiently wait in the pirched position until they wake up. It will take them a few seconds before they realize what's going on and when they finally do... you flinch your butt cheeks while they are still spread and your ass hole winks at them giving it the proper name The Brown Eyed Wink.

My girlfriend said we were going to have hot, sweaty, gorilla sex last night and when I came back from the bathroom she was sleeping, so in a frantic rage I decided to give her "The Brown Eyed Wink"...to make a long story short we're not dating anymore.

by Paul (_))lllllllllD- - - - May 5, 2005

Burgaling the Brown Bagel

To engage in anal intercourse. To penetrate another's rectum with one's penis.

I walked in on Steve and Rodney...it was so sick. They were swapping off on burgaling the brown bagel.

by Blenderhead91 March 31, 2009

The Brown Market

Like the Black Market, only all the illegal items you will ever need come from your fellow inmate's asshole. Hence, brown.

Guard Falzone: Listen, just tell us where you got the melon baller.

Prisoner: (sigh) Jerry's asshole.

Guard Falzone: You mean...?

Prisoner: Yup, The Brown Market.

by tedwilli9 October 17, 2008

Parting the brown sea

When you sit between 2 chairs with one ass cheek on each chair and let out a huge fart.

Sitting between two chairs was a bit uncomfortable until I felt like parting the brown sea, then there was plenty of room!

by filthy pirate hooker December 8, 2010

the brown dragon

The partner excretes into the women’s mouth and then continues to choke the women while holding her mouth forcing the human waste out of her nose then resembling that of whiskers of a dragon

She really wanted the brown dragon?

by EraIsTheBes May 12, 2021

what the brown

An equivilant way to say what the fuck and get away with it

What the utter brown are you talking about?

by VeNtZ June 16, 2005