dutch astronaut

A software developer who is never gonna make it

That guy is a total Dutch astronaut. He thinks he’s going to finish that PR.

by rogercupcakes November 28, 2017

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Astronaut Highschool

Welcome to the “A” where hoes have sex near the auditorium and always wanna have “beef” but not fade about it. Where nobody knows anybody unless your somebody. Where girls walk around the hallways stomping clapping and singing annoyingly (the cousins) but nobody fucks with them because everybody ducks with them. Where big bitches wanna fight lil girls and act tough until I wanna fade and duck off. Where administrators don’t care about the students until something happens and the mulllet boys are finally cutting there mullets off. Where girls get abortions like they change their underwear. Lol welcome to Astro.

“Don’t you go to astronaut highschool??”
“Yea surprised I haven’t unalived myself”

by Big dookie ville May 9, 2022

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astronaut's share

The last serving of wine left in a space bag (box of wine), that has to be squeezed and worked into the glass.

Sorry dude, the wine's pretty much all gone. But I left you the astronaut's share!

by perfectlyquaffed May 12, 2016

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the astronaut effect

1. When someone is talking about something so advanced you hardly understand 50% of it, but the subject is so interesting, you keep listening and encourage the speaker to continue talking.
2. When someone is smart and has interesting things to tell.

"Did you understand anything of what he said?"
"Not really"
"So why did you keep asking questions?"
"I don't know, the astronaut effect I guess"

Or

"Do you like that guy?"
"I don't know, he's sweet, works hard, but he's missing the astronaut effect ."

by Anron90 December 23, 2019

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