Thanksgiving Clapback

A snarky retort you give to a family member during Thanksgiving, usually in response to a passive aggressive remark made by said family member.

Uncle: "Why you always in and out of this house?"

Me: "Why are you always in and out of jail?"

Cousin: "Still struggling to find a job, huh?"
Me: "Still struggling to find your baby daddy, huh?" #Thanksgiving Clapback

by Gladilay November 20, 2017

thanksgiving dinner

The act of consuming a mouthful of mashed potatoes while pleasuring a male orally. The dinner concludes when the male climaxes, depositing his "gravy" into the potatoes which are then digested.

My aunt Martha invited me over to watch the parade, but I had a thanksgiving dinner to attend.

by Pilgrimmace October 20, 2008

Thanksgiving Nut Gobble

When a girl offers her man a blowjob on the morning of Thanksgiving but instead of sucking his dick she puts his balls in
her mouth and bites down as hard as possible. She then says "Happy Thanksgiving!", slaps him really hard on the face, and walks out the door.

He didn't even see the Thanksgiving nut gobble coming but he she saw it happen. They almost didn't believe him at the hospital.

by srathraz November 27, 2009

Thanksgiving

The annual holocaust of turkeys throughout America

"Happy Thanksgiving! I wonder how many turkeys they killed this year."

by hardrock711 November 21, 2011

Thanksgiving Dinner

When you push your nutsack and cock between your legs the goat but make sure it is resting on your palm so that it looks like your serving a full course meal.

I opened the door and to my surprise my brother was serving a Thanksgiving dinner to his girlfriend.

"Im glad grandma missed my thanksgiving dinner, she would of thrown up."

by The Mighty Pilgram October 10, 2012

Thanksgiving

longform for "Thanks" - the product of mobile phone autocorrection gone wrong - see yards

Thanksgiving for cleaning up the bathroom.

by Graham Fairbank January 8, 2008

american thanksgiving

A turkey-themed gang bang involving exclusively men. Typical activities involve the "snood suck-off", "wattle teabagging" and the "wild turkey home country fuck-down". Pilgrim costumes, native garb or turkey outfits are encouraged but not required.

I'm doing American Thanksgiving with some American pals tonight.

by bf.kurtons November 25, 2016