textommenting

When two people text and comment each other simultaneously.

Linda and Mona are textommenting.

by The Hamburgler Helper March 23, 2009

meth-texting

Texting like a fiend; when you are typing so furiously that you might injure yourself or break your phone.

Settle down, girl! You're gonna hurt yourself with that meth-texting!

by sistasparkle January 6, 2012

textionary

The list of words that are in your cell phone's T9 library which appear when you type in the correct sequence of numbers.

Guy 1: Text Mike that "We'll see him l8er."
Guy 2: "L8er" is not in my textionary. I'll have to add it now.

by MarkShark May 18, 2009

passive texting

To pull out your phone and text a random person during an uncomfortable situation as to avoid interaction with others involved in the uncomfortable situation by coming off as "busy".

John pulled out his phone and started passive texting when his wife's ex husband David sat down next to him.

by Schnitterbit June 9, 2011

double texting

sending two texts in a row without a reply inbetween.

Rachel: whats up?
Tessa: not to much! hbu?
Tessa: dude, i'm so bored.
Rachel: stop double texting me.

by my name is not tessa guys. June 27, 2011

texting standoff

(n) when you and another person mutually to text each other in the hopes that the other person is going to "give in" and text first but in the end you just don't talk anymore because neither will give in

They were in a texting standoff and neither would give in and text the other first.

by geekintechnicolor August 31, 2011

Tectonic Shit

When you have a shit ready to exit a person's colon, but waited too long. The shit starts traveling back up the colon to start hibernation, but it is met with a new shit ready to blow out. The turds collide in the intestine and start to overlap just like tectonic plates.

John: "Karl, where have you been all day?'
Karl: " I somehow managed to pass a tectonic Shit and not die"

by Technobish October 31, 2017