Texterupt

When someone texts you, and then while you are replying, they send you another text, forcing you to stop and change your message.

"Stop typing so fast, you keep texterupting me."

by Matt Haith May 10, 2014

Sleep Texter

1. -Noun- One who texts so much that they will unconsciously text someone.
-Usually a mix of nonsense words strung together or even random letters

Ah zombue slpxisnon not mnys faukmlt
^^Prime Example of a Sleep Texter's Message^^

by Shaecole January 2, 2009

textegesis

1) Critical explanation or interpretation of a series of text messages in the hopes of constructing a coherent narrative from them.

2) The exegesis of text messages.

After Joe broke up with his girlfriend, he got hammered and texted her 25 times in 3 hours. The next morning, he had a significant bit of textegesis to do.

by weyus December 9, 2009

Texties

besties (best friends) who send each other an obscene amount of text messages and quite possibly communicate more often via text than in person or over the phone

Scott and I are texties, so we can talk about our friends while they're in the same room without them ever knowing!

by moumou July 7, 2009

i'm a bad texter

Someone who is clearly not interested in the person they're conversing with. Therefore, Instead of being honest about this, they'll often make up excuses as to how busy they weren't because they don't want to text that person back.

Haha, I'm sorry, I'm a bad texter. I promise I wanna talk to you though.

by Justayoungman February 10, 2017

texticals

Texticals are text induced testicals.

ie. 8====D
the 8 in this case is the texticals.

*Guy: 8====D
*Girl: I hope that isn't to scale.
*Guy: It is hard to make big texticals.

by Caleb the Textical Guru July 21, 2010

Textican Standoff

This is when two parties (most often a couple) find themselves in a heightened state of readiness whereby both eagerly await a text message from one another while each is simultaneously unwilling to send one. Often, the first to cave is perceived as being a weak, ineffectual, or submissive.

bystander one:
wow, have they been like this all day?

bystander two:
Yes, each of them is poised to hit send...but...well, you know...

bystander one:
Sí, Sí. They've got themselves a Textican Standoff.

by Saint Scams January 1, 2009