Texas, everything is big in Texas.
Spongebob: *turns into Texas* "Hey Patrick, guess what I am?"
Patrick: "Stupid?"
Spongebob: "No, Texas!"
Patrick: "What's the difference?"
Patrick: "Stupid?"
Spongebob: "No, Texas!"
Patrick: "What's the difference?"
by thatoneguy442 February 5, 2014
alright... im born and raised in west texas. let’s get things straight with you non-texans
-NO, we are not all white cowboys who walk around in cowboy boots and hats and ride horses all over the place. in our state there is a ton of diversity, trust me. —NO we do not all have an accent. you have to get into small towns for that, or even boring ass oklahoma
- WE LOVE OUR STATE WITH A BIG GIGANTIC TEXAN PASSION. don’t offend us or else we will show up at your doorstep ready to beat the shit outta someone
- we are very polite and friendly. always.
-OUR SWEET TEA SMACKS. ALWAYS HAS ALWAYS WILL
-floating the frio is better than any amusement park.
-we will talk to you like we’ve known you all our lives
-we LOVE LOVE LOVE our sports. especially friday night lights.
-if we travel to your state, you and your people will be compared to texas and texans and we will more than likely come to the conclusion that texas is better
-we could be our own country right now, we run on our own power grid. but y’all are lucky enough to have us.
-yes, y’all is probably the most used term here.
-there’s a lot more but i’ll stop there.
- thank y’all for your time. have a great day.
-NO, we are not all white cowboys who walk around in cowboy boots and hats and ride horses all over the place. in our state there is a ton of diversity, trust me. —NO we do not all have an accent. you have to get into small towns for that, or even boring ass oklahoma
- WE LOVE OUR STATE WITH A BIG GIGANTIC TEXAN PASSION. don’t offend us or else we will show up at your doorstep ready to beat the shit outta someone
- we are very polite and friendly. always.
-OUR SWEET TEA SMACKS. ALWAYS HAS ALWAYS WILL
-floating the frio is better than any amusement park.
-we will talk to you like we’ve known you all our lives
-we LOVE LOVE LOVE our sports. especially friday night lights.
-if we travel to your state, you and your people will be compared to texas and texans and we will more than likely come to the conclusion that texas is better
-we could be our own country right now, we run on our own power grid. but y’all are lucky enough to have us.
-yes, y’all is probably the most used term here.
-there’s a lot more but i’ll stop there.
- thank y’all for your time. have a great day.
by Thatgirl K. June 17, 2019
by nike kicks February 14, 2022
Texas is the SECOND largest state- Alaska is the largest. Stay in school and you just might learn something.
There are a lot of blowhards in Texas.
by KaliKali June 23, 2006
The yee-hawest state in the west. Everybody who lives there is a horse-riding cowboy. This very hot state has a Mexican twist, since it is right on the border of Mexico. Yee Haw!
Jeff: I'm going to Texas this summer!
Joe: have fun burning to death!
Jeff: I'm mainly going there for it's Mexican twist!
Joe: have fun burning to death!
Jeff: I'm mainly going there for it's Mexican twist!
by Iamthebanananananana February 6, 2021
A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
-Home to the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically of course. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S were sentenced in Texas. Are texas criminals somehow worse than that of all other U.S. states
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take a moment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, poor-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
-Wait for the ignorant, poor-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
by anita45 April 16, 2006
crappiest state in the U.S. home of rednecks like George W. Bush. crappy weather. too much land for undeserving people. Crappy music(country if you're into that type of thing) and don't forget on Thursdays it's the weekly lynching of the minorities! yeah.....
A Jedi Might be a Redneck if
* if he uses his light saber to cut the bottlecap off a beer
* if he says "these are not the beers you're looking for"
* if that "Disturbance in the Force" was just last night's baked beans and spare ribs
* if the inside of the house looks more like Dagobah than the outside
* if he calls his young apprentice, "Juner(JR)"
* if he ever uses telekinesis to pull his jeans up
* if the Force isn't the only thing that runs in the family
Texas sucks
* if he uses his light saber to cut the bottlecap off a beer
* if he says "these are not the beers you're looking for"
* if that "Disturbance in the Force" was just last night's baked beans and spare ribs
* if the inside of the house looks more like Dagobah than the outside
* if he calls his young apprentice, "Juner(JR)"
* if he ever uses telekinesis to pull his jeans up
* if the Force isn't the only thing that runs in the family
Texas sucks
by acceptmyfuckingdefinintion January 8, 2009