testie twisties

the action of grabbing ones testicular area and clenching them a slight bit too hard causing what some call a “male period” :)

“Fuck you ill twist ur testicular region”
testie twisties fo lyfe twin

by glittertitssss August 23, 2025

Testies

when kicked in the testicles, you can shorten it where, "She kicked me in the testies and it hurt!"

Last night she had squeezed my testies.

by plz eat me January 31, 2020

Testy

Testy is mostly recognised as a pedophile someone who has sexual feels for younger humans

some testy tried to take my daughter today

by Ted_Hammond August 26, 2018

space testies

While zoning or distracted, the habit of adjusting your crotch to allow room with others watching accidentally.

Mike: "I think Joe just played space testies!"
John: "Ya i just saw that, that's wrong...but kinda manly."
Joe: "Howdy fellas."

by Captain Antidote March 17, 2011

Testies

A word to define a group of test-takers

Teacher: All right my little testies, whos ready for a quiz
Testies: Oh no not another quiz

by Daryll Trout January 21, 2022

Texty testy

The act of sending a text to MPS or s/o using only your testicles.

Sarra and I were sexting last night and I sent her a texty testy

by rob2swag January 6, 2023

Cueball Testys

Cueball testys is similar to diamond hands and relates to stock trading or gambling. Prior to holding a stock, you have cueball sized testys when making a very risky but highly profitable option or stock purchase. This can also relate to a very large wager while gambling.

Adam you have huge cueball testys for buying the GME call for $3400.

by EnglishMajor10 March 11, 2021