Urban Dictionary: Definitions by simpson

My bestie testie

Your best friend is a guy and you are a girl or a guy who wants to be boyfriend with the girl and she only wants to be best friends with him.

He wanted to be more than friends but I just wanted him to be my bestie testie.

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A wannabe mp3 knockoff of the apple i-pod.

I wanted an i-pod for christmas but got this fa-pod instead.

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When a gay friend either male or female uses the protection of a group of all males or all females in order not to get jumped.

Homo Joe is in our group and tags along as our fag-along.

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