testicull

when someone is kicked in the balls and they get sterilized

John: Dude, did you see that bitch Jenna testicull Quantavious yesterday?
Quagmire: Yeah dude shes fucking crazy

by 3vilWithin September 24, 2023

testical

(slang) Quizzes are quizzical, so tests are testical.
Please note that testical and testicle/s is/are not the same thing

Quizzes are quizzical, so tests are testical.

by HammyShoe July 6, 2024

Testical Tunnel

When you have long testicals and you feel a bit horny so you stick it up your ass and jerk off. Boom, the testical tunnel makes you cum more sometimes.

Dude1: "Yoo, have you tried the Testical Tunnel yet?"
Dude2: "Nah man, ill have to try it out when i get home"

by bigdbman April 10, 2025

tactically acquire

1. To obtain an item or resource through secret or stealthy means, so as not to be seen or discovered.

2. To steal something of importance; sometimes given as a command from a superior who does not want to tell you to outright steal something, but has few other options.

Sergeant: Listen Specialist Horton, I need you to find me some blank firing adapters.

SPC Horton: But sarge, I don't have access to the supply cage!

SGT: then you need to tactically acquire them; we have field exercises tonight and all soldiers need one. I don't care how you get them.

by Urshanabi July 23, 2025

knowledgeable testical

use in the same vain as Clever Dick, or Smart Arse, to be used after a person has made a statment, or knows everything, Generally used by posh people who are trying to be "hip" and on the "download" with the "kids"

That bob is a knowledgeable testical

by the next name maker February 5, 2010

Ego-testical

A person who believes they have really big testicles but they don't

Hey man I've got some huuuuge balls
LET ME SEE!! Hey no you don't you're so ego-testical

by AngusJ6 November 21, 2016

ego-testical

your ego is so high that the people around you feel that you are trying to pull a Bannon - I E suck your own cock if possible while at the same time of boasting of your own accomplishment..."that person is so ego-testical"

This guy at the Office he keeps being ego-testical by trying to tell us of how he is the best at everything. If possible he would pull a bannon every second of every day and whip it out in front of everyoe to see. What a shameless bastard.

by shim1 September 26, 2017