Tesseract

Synonym for penis

She not ready for when I whip out this tesseract

by Viiii May 4, 2024

Testes

Testes are the smartest and least appreciated friends that you will ever meet and they will hang out with you or do whatever until one day someone tells them about a vagina that needs a couple of big testes to do a couple of odd jobs around the house , it is then when the testes - your roommates - look for a rental property and start trying to move out before you have used them to pay the bills.

Don’t worry bro , Those testes will take care of them and hold their hair back when they get morning sickness

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

Testes

Testes are your butlers best friends , they give the butler the energy to answer the door like a nuclear physicist when some one visits.

Did you hear about whatsies testes getting Blown off? Oh how terrible , but at least he got some kind of group of friends from this. Ya know other butlers who don’t answer the door when ppl knock. Yeh great group of guys if they aren’t having a siesta in a straw hat. Yeh.

by Diahatsu labia February 20, 2025

Testeskin

When a person's skin becomes aged, wrinkled and lacks collagen, the skin resembles a man aged scrotum sack.

I need to use some moisturizer because it looks like I have testeskin.

by Frankiedfourlegs April 7, 2025

testesete

my test

testesete is known as being tested for a test

by 8895342400 July 13, 2025

Smack the testes

When your gay

I love a jolly old smack the testes

by Daddysgayforkids October 14, 2018

Breasties before testes

From parks and recreation, means girls before guys

Ann: are you sure youre ok that im going on a date with mark?
Leslie: Yeah! Im over mark, all that matters is that we’re still friends
Ann: Breasties before testes!

by Defsnotateenagekidrn March 24, 2023