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telecommunicative mutual masturbation

A sex act in which two or more people stimulate themselves sexually, either with hands or toys, while on the phone with each other. This act is often practiced by those in a long distance relationship.
We should get some telecommunicative mutual masturbation action going on; I'm so horny.
by bloodytv May 9, 2010
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Texpectation

When you expect all your friends, family, co-workers, and anyone you know and ever will know, to be just as fast with text responses that you are.
Hey Bob, you never text me back! I guess I need to lower my texpectations.
by jessersdeal May 8, 2009
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temecula

a town outside of san diego county. most people from temecula cant afford to live in san diego, but they wont tell you that. the population of temecula consists of 12 year old emo kids with hot topic clothes often seen wandering the mall ,teenagers with lifted trucks that have never seen dirt and have logos of companys that would never sponsor them, so they pay to have the logos put on thier trucks. the older residents of temecula all work desk jobs .these jobs are all in san diego. if you want a close up of these folks,wait where the 78/15 freeway merge in escondido. these desk slaves clogg this part of the freeway sure as the sun rises 5 days a week. The average teenage guy from temecula can eaisily spotted because they all wear the same mall bought clothes examples:skin indusrty active lost no fear ect ect ect.you will know them because all they say is yeah brah we mobbed that jump!got like six inches of air!
you will know if you are in temecula because every lifted stickered truck will have a quad or dirtbike in the back. these quads and dirtbikes never see the dirt. they just sit in the back of the truck so everyone knows you are from temecula.
temecula girls are an easy topic to cover. they all look the same and act the same. that is fake.
brah im in temecula with my dirtbike lets do some broadies!
by sephhile April 10, 2006
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Temecula

A shitty suburb in Southern California consisting mostly of strip malls and concrete wasteland. Where bros, ricers, emos, soccer moms, fat asses, and religous freaks reside .
I am from Temecula , i have no life...
by anon March 17, 2005
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Teech

An affectionate term for "a bit" designed to make the asking of a favour more innocent.
"may I have a teech of you're delicious Muffin, please"
by Gracie_face October 27, 2010
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Temecula Racist Teen

Temecula Racist Teen (TRT) is a term describing White teenagers from Temecula who use certain racial epithets in everyday speech, (sometimes in literal context, sometimes metaphorical), yet do not consider themselves racist.

The main racial epithet used by TRTs is the term "nigger" (and it's various derivatives such as nigga, nukka, nook, etc.). Other terms also used by TRT's are "chink" (often to describe ones eyes in photos when one is squinting), and "beaner" among others.

When confronted, TRTs usually become defensive and claim they are not racists, and that actually society is the problem and "we should stop being so sensitive". One common defense TRTs often use is that they cannot be racist (for using the term "nigga" for example), because they have Black friends and they use the term "nigga" around them with no complaints. One place TRTs usage of racial epithets is often seen is on their Myspace pages.

TRTs usually have spent all or most of their lives in Temecula, either being born there, or moved there at an early age. Many teens who moved to Temecula from more diverse places such as San Diego or Los Angeles are often shocked at the TRTs nonchalant use of such epithets.
Temecula Racist Teen (TRT): What up nigga! I lost my sungalsses and now my eyes are all chink from squinting.

Black Teen: Come on, now. Don't use those words. They are really hurtful.

TRT: Gawwwd, stop being so sensitive and politically correct. You know I'm not being racist. Who are you, Nelson Mandela? Ahahah, you know I'm just funnin' with you, right? We boys right mah niggah? Ahahaha, gimme five!!!!

Black Teen: Listen, you are my friend, but deep down I want to beat the living shit out of you. Stop talking like that. Just because you don't think you're a racist doesn't mean those terms aren't racist.

TRT: Aight, my nigga. I'll stop using the word nigga. Nigga, nigga, nigga. Ahhahahahanigga!!!

Later on the 11 o'clock news...

Reporter: Late breaking story in Temecula, a teenage student was found beaten and in a coma on the campus of Chaparral High School...
by Temekoo May 18, 2008
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Texecution

George Bush was Governor of Texas for 152 Texecutions.
by gvillezack January 2, 2009
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