British Teabag

Before masterbation empty a teabag but retain the string and upon climax ready the teabag and blow your wad inside of the bag. Afterwards staple the string back onto the teabag and look for someone you'd like to have a good old fashion tea party with. Make sure they're unknowing of what's about to happen, run up to them holding the teabag by the string and smack the person as hard as you can across the face with the teabag yelling the phrase "bollocks"!!

So my girlfriend wouldn't have sex with me the other day, so i gave that bitch a British teabag! That'll teach her!

by Sesinkio January 7, 2014

Cleveland Steamer with reverse teabag

The act of deficating on your partners chest during sex and then dragging your testicles across thier face as you dismount them in reverse direction.

" I tell ya fred the way I dragged my balls across her face after I gave her that cleveland steamer was artwork"

by Staticman May 18, 2005

Teabaggin

1. Act of inserting your balls into a girls mouth for sucking.
2. Placing your balls on one's forehead, usually while they are asleep, and taking a picture or video of it for later shaming.

1. She was teabaggin me when I blew my juice
2. I teabagged him at that pary once

by Carney January 12, 2004

Teabaggeraus

A person who loves being tea bagged so much they will actively seek Tea Baggers, and in their absence will resort to trickery to be tea bagged.

Oh shit, Teabaggeraus grabbed me out of the bushes and now my sac is sore!

by Jerry Cody September 26, 2008

teabagged

Girl lays on her back, dude puts testicles in her mouth

I teabagged that ho, yo.

by DBomb June 16, 2003

draculas teabag

a used tampon. due to it resembling a tea bag (the string), and being full of blood would make a nice brew for dracula :)

i wanted to fuck my missus but she had a draculas tea bag in.

my bird was on, as i found when i stuck my fingers in and touched dracula's teabag

by hanz weiss December 13, 2003

teabagged

Where you put your ballsack on someones face, whether its their mouth, eyes, chin, nose. Whatever.

I teabagged that dude in his sleep!

by Seth B. April 2, 2005