Telly Tuck

Alberts idiot song cause he's dumb he's stupid

PErson1: have u eheadr albert song it good it called telly tuck
Person 2- ITS BAD You NOT SMART IDIOT

by FatLz June 17, 2019

Telly Tuck

A song made by this dude I know named Albert. It's pretty bad.

Person 1: Have you heard Albert's new song?
Person 2: Yea, Telly Tuck? It's ass.

by FatLz June 17, 2019

Telly

Shorter word for Telephone

I need to get on the telly with my mother before she gets mad.

by Taycray January 6, 2021

Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.

I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.

by sproates April 29, 2021

Telly Dean

A really nice boy who PMS's like a girl. He's cute, fun to be around, and will still love you at the end of the day if you do something stupid.

Brianna: Oh look! Here comes Telly Dean.
Cassy: ;) Hottt

by N. E. Bodie July 29, 2012

Typewriter Telly

A single computer or the internet as a whole when considered by a stupid person.

I saw your car advertised on the typewriter telly.

by Jerry Malto September 8, 2011

Telly 11

Telly 11

Telly 11

by Debskelly1985 July 18, 2023