Telly Tubbies

Large, lumbering beasts that walk around endless plains, feasting on human souls. They are also quite gay, and have lamps on their head.

Jerremy: EVERYBODY RUN! THE telly tubbies ARE COMING FOR OUR SOULS! DONT LET THE LAMP REFLECTIONS SEE YOU!

by TheTrue209 February 25, 2023

telly

a tent

yo bro I flew this bitch in from out of state and fucked her in the telly

by outbowed August 16, 2022

Telly

Beautiful or breathtaking.

Telly

by Bored2213 March 14, 2023

Tellie

Funny cute nice but feisty and sassy

Tellie is an amazing girl who loves fried chicken

by Billi3_3ilish August 4, 2021

Big Telly Wank

The act of cranking one out involving the use of the largest screen in the house (usually the TV in the living room) to watch pornography.

I'm sick of squinting at my phone screen in the toilet while the missus is home. I've got the house to myself tonight so I'm going to crack open a can, get pornhub up on the 60" in the living room and have a nice big telly wank.

by sproates April 29, 2021

telly action

Slang for a hotel party.

“John just sent me the address for the party tonight, but it’s at a hotel. Guess it’s a telly action.”

by beeswithlegs February 18, 2023

bush telly

A bush telly is when a woman has enough cloths fluff in her belly button it starts to look like a tree

Girl you have one big bush telly going on there

by Coozba August 17, 2017