Televisionary

A forward thinker, who also watches way too much television.

Someone with the uncanny ability to know which TV series' will continue to be good, and eventually become popular, from their first season(s)/episode(s).

Guy: That new "How I Met Your Mother" show stinks, how long do you think it will last? Tristan The Televisionary?

Tristan The Televisionary: I give it a long run, these characters will grow on you.

by Peachhat May 22, 2013

telepanhandler

telepanhandler, n. A subspecies of telemarketer devoted to soliciting donations, but no less annoying for all that.

"Hey, you're interrupting my favorite TV show you expletives deleted telepanhandler!" Click.

by Karl Pfeifer December 10, 2005

telepalmter

1. A memory tool used to help with answers to interview questions or tests made by writing things on the palm of ones hand. It is most commonly used by middle school children and former half term governors.

Sarah Palin crossed out the word "Budget" on her telepalmter because talking about the budget is too hard.

by rkdrc February 7, 2010

Teletubbie

An annoying person who is childish and acts like praas

Praas is such a teletubbie

by MLGSNIPES420APEX March 18, 2017

Teleclairvoyance

1) Teleclairvoyance:Mental and physical abilities combined.2) The inner ear and gluteal area.3)Brain to brain communication.

I have a friend that uses teleclairvoyance well!

by Lane Diamond April 27, 2020

Teleclairvoyance

Teleclairvoyance

Teleclairvoyance is done mentaphysically while boyfriend or husband are sleeping.

by Lane Diamond January 12, 2021

Telesbian

-noun

1. A lesbian with the psychic ability of teleportation.

2. A lesbian who steals or stole many a guy's girlfriend or wife and was never expected to do so.

1. Shirai Kuroko from the manga/ anime series Toaru Kagaku no Railgun and Toaru Majutsu no Index. Her power is teleportation and she is a lesbian. Since she is a lesbian who also teleports, she is a Telesbian.

by comrade boco June 18, 2011