A male-directed form of entertainment which contains significant themes from traditional soap operas including, but not limited to: unnecessary drama, gossip, trash talk, fights over things no sober person would ever fight over, especially if they include flimsy furniture being demolished
Forms of testopera:
Tailgating
Professional Wrestling
Spartacus (God of the Arena/Blood and Sand)
The Man Show
and, to a lesser degree, NASCAR
Tailgating
Professional Wrestling
Spartacus (God of the Arena/Blood and Sand)
The Man Show
and, to a lesser degree, NASCAR
by b•dub April 6, 2011
Get the testopera mug.When a male inserts his penis into an oversized bucket vagina and realises that there is very little hope of getting any "purchase" hence unlikely to bust his nuts. Similar in meaning to throwing a hotdog down a hallway.
Brian: I couldn't believe my luck last night when I finally got to nail Felicity but my luck turned when I went to slip in my sausage and could not feel a thing!
Terry: I heard rumours that Felicity has a large bucket minge, Jeff said it was like a teatowel in a tumble drier
Terry: I heard rumours that Felicity has a large bucket minge, Jeff said it was like a teatowel in a tumble drier
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An Asian who is sweet, loving, caring, compassionate and protective. He learns from his mistakes and he has a past. Once he finds a girl that he truly loves he will stick with her no matter what. He is amazing in bed. He can fight but will only do so if he truly cares about what he is fighting for. He knows his drugs and he knows right from wrong. He's smart and sexy and can think very deeply and he is poetic. Hes an athlete and can speak multiple languages. Hes fast, fearless and strong. he's fit, he would never hit a women and he has pride and morals. He's kindhearted and he is awesome with children. Hes silly but he is mature. He acts like a child sometimes but it really cute! He's a best friend a lover a fighter and a companion for life. He doesn't judge and he is very accepting and understanding.
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Get the Teion mug.Teilo is a boy who loves singing, usually a blonde and always dated girls. Most of the time he always comes running back to that one girl/person though. Always has insecurities and makes it clear that you should know too. But is always there for you when you need him. Also really confident in talking to people though.
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His writing and artwork leaves one amazed and in awe.
His writing and artwork leaves one amazed and in awe.
by Marblez October 16, 2004
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