teasesome

A situation where one person suggests a menage a trois to another only to back out before adding the promised third member.

"So, that threeway you were talking about last week? Who did you have in mind?"

"Oh, sorry. The window closed for that."

"So, there was never a threesome at all. It was just a teasesome."

by dictionary dan the wording man April 18, 2010

Teis

Teis is a living legend

Teis what are u doing?
Im just being a Legend
Okay buddy

by Wolabeans June 9, 2021

Tense1983

Tense1983 is a Spanish CS:GO Twitch streamer, best known for his keyboard smashes and gibberish. His best clip involves Tense shooting his own teammate in the game, getting him banned and insanely raging in spanish.

Tense1983 is a madman!

by BDoesMC December 21, 2021

teasegulling

The act of arousing someone's interest in relation to a seagull.

She kept talking about how awesome her video of a seagull bathing was, but she wouldn't actually show it to me. She was having too much fun teasegulling me.

by arando April 21, 2023

clam tease

1. A gentleman who goes home with a female in anticipation of a "one night stand", but fails to perform due to alcohol consumption, nerves, or other mysterious reasons.

2. A female who pretends to be bisexual when in the company of lesbians, but refuses to go farther than kissing with tongue.

"That dude was all over me at the bar, but ended up passing out on my sofa with his pants down before we even got started. Talk about a clam tease!"

"Brenda is such a clam tease. Every time she hangs with us butch girls, she acts like she wants a piece; but she's clearly a total breeder. She needs to get some dick."

by thejennysituation September 5, 2009

Homework Tease

When you get homework with all of ten questions, just to get home and realize they contain sub questions as well.

"alright five questions" opens book*
questions
1A)
b)
c)
d)
e)
f)
g)...

holy shit what a homework tease

by Mt. Dope Doper December 9, 2010

Instagram tease

People who will follow you on Instagram. But once you follow them, they instantly unfollow you. In most cases this is done to keep their follower/following ratio in balance.

Guy 1: So Stacy added me on Instagram. But a couple days after I started following her, she quit following me..

Guy 2: She did the same thing to me! Her sister said she does it so who she follows doesn't outweigh her followers. Wtf?

Guy 1: What an Instagram tease!

by taste.my.rainbow September 6, 2013