Taxi Bitch

a bitch who gets drunk often and requires a taxi to take her home each night.

Did you see the legs on that taxi bitch?!!?!?!

by playahata gatorade August 17, 2008

taxi shoes

Shoes worn going out, mainly high heels, that look good but aren't comfortable enough to walk in long or are impractical, hence needing a taxi or car to get to and from events/clubs and home.

Anne: so should I wear the red shoes with this dress or the taxi shoes?
Lia: the taxi shoes are hot, wear them! I'll call the taxi.

by Lianora January 2, 2008

Crack Taxi

A 2 wheel bicycle, perferably a dark color, no lights and stolen. Typically used to transport DOPE. Rode by a 100 pound tweeker, weighing less than the large backpack he is carrying. With an unlit cigerette in his mouth.

My dope dealer sent me out on a CRACK TAXI aka, stolen bicycle, to deliver a rather large amount of dope.

by PECKER HEAAD March 9, 2008

mystery taxi

(extra credit to Dogfish)n. similar to beer goggles in their effect on the morning after...but...when you're SO pissed you're SURE the woman you pulled last night was better looking than the bush hog you're lying next to when you wake up.

"holy shit...who the fuck are you? Bollocks, the pretty bird I pulled has been taken away by the Mystery Taxi. Please get out of my home"

by stouffer March 4, 2003

Taxi nonce

A taxi driver that slags controllers off, but buys them stuff ie, beer, spirits & doughnuts in return for a decent job

I see that Stephen is on his way to London again with a fare, yes he’s been in the base & dropped off a bottle of brandy the taxi nonce

by Johnb34 March 28, 2022

spacker taxi

A non emergency ambulance. Used to transport people of disbility to various engagements. Including but not confined to: hospital appointments and, back home again

Nurse: Will you be able to make it to your appointment on the 19th?
Patient: Yeah, don't worry. I'll take the spacker taxi.

by morpethrob January 7, 2008

relaxy taxi

A deliberate decision to chill. A symbolic journey in a livery vehicle of relaxation.

Easy, easy, stop acting all geeked up. What you need is a ride in the relaxy taxi.

by Kwandell Peckerwood August 4, 2010