Taxi Bitch

a bitch who gets drunk often and requires a taxi to take her home each night.
Did you see the legs on that taxi bitch?!!?!?!
by playahata gatorade July 21, 2008
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taxi shoes

Shoes worn going out, mainly high heels, that look good but aren't comfortable enough to walk in long or are impractical, hence needing a taxi or car to get to and from events/clubs and home.
Anne: so should I wear the red shoes with this dress or the taxi shoes?
Lia: the taxi shoes are hot, wear them! I'll call the taxi.
by Lianora December 08, 2007
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Crack Taxi

A 2 wheel bicycle, perferably a dark color, no lights and stolen. Typically used to transport DOPE. Rode by a 100 pound tweeker, weighing less than the large backpack he is carrying. With an unlit cigerette in his mouth.
My dope dealer sent me out on a CRACK TAXI aka, stolen bicycle, to deliver a rather large amount of dope.
by PECKER HEAAD March 09, 2008
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mystery taxi

(extra credit to Dogfish)n. similar to beer goggles in their effect on the morning after...but...when you're SO pissed you're SURE the woman you pulled last night was better looking than the bush hog you're lying next to when you wake up.
"holy shit...who the fuck are you? Bollocks, the pretty bird I pulled has been taken away by the Mystery Taxi. Please get out of my home"
by stouffer March 05, 2003
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Disco Taxi

A cop car with its lights flashing, esp. when you're rolling on E.
"Where the hell did that disco taxi come from?"
by horkhork March 03, 2010
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taxi shark

Taxi drivers who hang around airports and tourist attractions with a keen eye for the first time tourist.
The museum had more taxi sharks waiting outside than a hot cross bun.

I spent all day in gemstone and carpet shops thanks to that %$&*^ taxi shark.
by Gonzo Jack May 08, 2020
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relaxy taxi

A deliberate decision to chill. A symbolic journey in a livery vehicle of relaxation.
Easy, easy, stop acting all geeked up. What you need is a ride in the relaxy taxi.
by Kwandell Peckerwood August 04, 2010
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