Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate)

Funni Russian guy that missed a Tsar's child so much that he did a little trolling on the Russian people

Sergey Taboritsky (Alternate) seems like a cool monarchist, what could go wrong?

by secreperson October 13, 2021

Tamora Pierce

The greatest author of teen fiction EVER. She's a mad genius, deep down. Not just a genius. A mad one.

"Tamora Pierce is the greatest."
"Who?"
*BAM* "Oops, did I just kill you? My bad. Maybe you should have known who Tamora Pierce is."

by ~♪♫~ August 3, 2010

Tater Mitts

When a male blows mudd on a female's hands, waits for the shit to dry, creating "shit mitts" on the woman's dickbeaters which she then uses to give the male a handjob.

"How was the date last night homie?"
"Pretty standard, she executed a perfect tater mitts!"
"ew"

by Chris Graymitt July 9, 2007

tater hole

tater hole someone who is an asshole a non vulgar less offensive alternative to calling someone an asshole when using naughty language is not appropriate

my teachers scolded me in front of the whole class for messing up what a no good for nothing tater hole

by littlejimmie June 12, 2019

Ass Tater

When you shit a huge fat oblong turd that feels like you just passed a huge Idaho russet potato out of your ass hole.

Braaaaaahhh. I'm still gaping from that ass tater. That son of a bitch hurt.

by Eaton Holgoode April 18, 2017

Tatar Fever

Any person who has a strong mental and/or physical attraction to people from Tatarstan and/or descendants of the Tatar ethnic group.

Tatar Fever typically refers to the Tatars in Russia, whose women are considered to be among the most beautiful in the world.

He has met many women around the world; however, he really has Tatar Fever.

by KenBlume November 28, 2011

Brandy Talore

A very hot pornstar with ridiculously large tits (36DDD to be exact). She has a "girl next door" look and fucks like a champ. She has some baby fat around her stomach area which she always has covered up in her scenes but most guys would still give anything to have sex with her.

Spraying my load all over Brandy Talore's DDD's would be so much fun.

by gigs1777 April 20, 2009