Tellywhacker

Tellywhacker is any long 'stick-like' object that my 2 year old child (Telly) manages to grab and then use to hit anything, or anyone, within reach.

Look out! Chantel (Telly) has a Tellywhacker.

by Telly's Father May 13, 2005

tallywhacker

noun. An instrument or apparatus, that when used properly, can get one's tally reduced when paying for a one-night stand.

After hearing the moans of pleasure delivered by his tallywhacker, the john demanded and received a discount.

by bigbootyluvva March 6, 2009

twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker

An unfortunate person with the head of a watermelon.

"ill whack bass as much as i want to you goddamn twatiflanking ozzleglobbin tallywanker"

by Alonzakit August 23, 2011

Tallywhacker

One who uses inhalants to get high.

by sid August 11, 2003

talleywacker

The term for when a person unknowingly has sex with a transsexual.

Man, Brian totally got talleywackered in the motel parking lot last night!

by Goalie100 April 22, 2015

tallywhacker

The zipper that always needs to be tucked in on an official FFA jacket

"Tuck in your tallywhacker"

by Farmerjk June 29, 2019

Tallywhacker

also know as wanchung and patakiong, means cock and balls

can i put my tallywhacker in youre ring piece?

by the bear February 20, 2004