Tallywhacker

One who whacks tallies.

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

Tallywhacker

a big floppy donkey dick

dude look at seans tallywhacker its soooooo long

by cumshot22 April 15, 2003

Tallon

A narcissist that can’t keep himself tame. He will do anything for a one night stand and falls in love fast. He loves himself and will choose his dick’s needs over any of his family’s. He causes a lot of issues and will leave his family for you at any time. Want a green card? Tallon is your guy!

You’re dating a Tallon? Keep him away from me.

by disgustedstudent March 15, 2019

Tallywhack

adj.
To slap another person with one's (flaccid) penis, shouting "Tally Ho!" before contact is made. Without the exclamation this is simply sexual assault.

While getting ready to go out last night I Tallywhacked my roommate.

by Scooba_Steve December 28, 2015

Tallywhacker

either a phallus or a silly fool

You are such a Tallywhacker, jimbob.

by Jordan March 24, 2003

Tallon

A fag that loves cock and you can smell from a mile away

Smell that?

Ya its a tallon.

by Dig bickswag December 14, 2013

Tallophobia

The hate of being tall. Tallophobia is a serious disease, and can affect even the tallest person. Most commonly found in women.
Tallophobia can prevent the person from wearing high heels, pretty dresses, and from landing the perfect date.

Whoa bro, did you see how tall that girl was?
Yeah bro, she fully looked like she had a huge case of Tallophobia

by extremelytallpersonwho'ssad July 15, 2011