Bryce: "a priest, a rabbi, a bear, two guys, a nun, a horse and a guy with a 12" piano player on his shoulder all walk into a bar the bartender looks up and says 'What is this, a joke?' ". Elizabeth: "twfsil."
by lizardbreath June 19, 2013
Get the twfsil mug.Brian texting: "Hey baby, I got a lot going on, kinda busy. I was going to stop by in a few minutes. TOFSRUD?"
Judy texting: "You got some lube right, ' cause I'm out. Door is unlocked."
Brian texting: "I got it. Parking car now."
Judy texting: "You got some lube right, ' cause I'm out. Door is unlocked."
Brian texting: "I got it. Parking car now."
by Pecoreal October 9, 2017
Get the TOFSRUD mug.It's when you get a half circumcision not a the full. You no longer have a foreskin you have a twoskin. It's either cut vertically or horizontally. A vertical cut is know as window dressing and a horizontal cut is known as a lower bowl, or upper bowl.
by Dr. Twoskin February 3, 2018
Get the Twoskin mug.TWOSDAY refers to the exceptional upcoming date 22-02-2022 | 02-22-2022 | 2022-02-22 – which no joke, happens to fall on a tuesday. The only comparable day has occurred nearly 1000 years ago.
"This TWOSDAY will be the last and only possible date, including the most identical figures the next 2 centuries – a historical event, everyone should be aware of. That's so rad." tu zdei/
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Get the Nigga twoshoes mug.When you’re about to have a threesome (1 girl, 2 guys) and you are all naked but the girl leaves somewhere leaving the two guys together…naked.
Ended up in a Devil’s twosome the other night with my buddy after the girl left to the bathroom and apparently fell asleep. It was awkward.
by Princess Gavina April 1, 2022
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