Twaffle

Shortened version of the words twat, and waffle

Fuck his moms, mann. He's such a fuckin twaffle.

by NiggaOverDaHedge June 15, 2017

TWAO

The Wolves Are Out

TWAO 4 lyfe, baby!

by 4HorseMenDWPF November 6, 2017

Twaffle

The act of running up behind someone, reaching high between their legs (almost but not quite in the crotch seam) and slapping one's hand back and forth as if to motorboat the upper thighs with the hand. The recipient of the twaffle is now "it" and must twaffle someone else to continue the game. Verb, origin Grafton VT Sept. 2010.

I'm going to twaffle the bride right before she gets her photo taken.

by T.Waffle September 22, 2010

twaco

a nasty cooter full of green discharge

Jenny got a nasty twaco!

by jizz November 23, 2003

Twaffle

A twat waffle.

I went down to the post office today. The post master was being such a twaffle.

by Stoney Beers April 17, 2010

TWAFT

An abbreviation of:

That was a fucking tragedy

or
That was a fucking train-wreck

Daz thinks he's well funny - Did you see his last status update? TWAFT or wot?

by vani11a1ce February 27, 2011

twofor

2 grams of marijuana for $30. two-for-thirty

hey, wanna' sell me a twofor? i'll smoke you out!

by alf December 19, 2003