Burning turnips

A way of referring to the act of farting or passing gas.

When you catch a whiff of something stinky and suspect someone in your vicinity farted, casually say, "Who's burning turnips?"

by God Uses Autocorrect November 22, 2020

turnip burner

A shitty old car which expels dark exhaust fumes while in operation. Can often be used to describe the driver of the vehicle.

Christ, that turnip burner is chucking out some really dodgy shit. It's getting all up in my grill.

by seeingitsimple October 24, 2013

cyclone turnip

A bad player who sinks his whole team and should touch a computer.

I had cyclone turnip on my team, and now I have no rank.

by Connor Kyser January 11, 2020

Todd the Turnip

an absolute mad chad lad sad fad dad brad

"yo did you see Todd the Turnip?"
"yes. i have been enlightened"

by ArtieBrick May 17, 2021

turnips and heat

Trailer park English..told you so

It's time to turnips and heat Julian

by Randy gilf hunter November 13, 2022

Sandy turnip

When a mans testicle gets stuck in a womans butthole.

We were going at it so hard I ended up with a sandy turnip

by Almost_careful August 26, 2013

cyclone turnip

A player who gets carried left and right.

Damn, I carried Cyclone Turnip

by Connor Kyser January 7, 2020