Turd burglar

A person of ill repute who, upon acquiring a precious item not their own, then lays a fresh pile of defecant in its place.

"Brenda, the turd burglar's back. He left a present for you on aisle three."

by Strangeflavoredquark August 3, 2019

Turd Burglar

Someone who cleans port-a-potty's and/or septics for a living..

Also a portable container used to empty the septic holder of trailers/rv's when bringing them to a waste disposal location isn't possible..

Our rv broke down before we could empty the waste tank and we had to bring in a turd burglar as the stench was getting pretty rank in the summer heat.

by Urban English honor student May 21, 2018

Turd Burglar

One who steals turds.

Hold it right there turd burglar your going to jail.

by VerlinHays January 6, 2017

Turd burglar

Amsterdam only definition:
a polish dude that sleeps in your cupboard while your not watching.

"dude, I found this massive turd burglar in the cupboard under the stairs"
"bro did u call the police?"
"nah, he ran before I could get my axe"

by burgturdlar January 30, 2019

Turd Burglar

A person who slings turds. A god amongst men. A danger to society. If you are called this you are feared. A villain of sorts. Beware of anyone with the nickname turd burglar. I’m afraid to write this meaning. They may seek me out and wreak hellfire upon me. The power these men wield is dangerous. Be scared and fear the turd burglar.

“Look at that guy, he’s a turd burglar. I would be scared of that god amongst men.”

by The second cumming of Jesus December 19, 2020

turd burglar

To give anal and not clean up afterwards.

Turd burglar is to give anal and not cleaning up after,taking a womans poo home with you. Can be used in combination with the Dirty Sanchez.

by jaymor February 3, 2009

turd burglar

One who likes to endulge in anal sex.

That Rob Halford is a badass singer even though he's a turd burglar!

by cbrown1969 December 13, 2010