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Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K

This act can only be performed on the hulking, 100% confirmed 69'9 tall tyler1. The fucktoy must climb a mountain of perfect physique impale themselves on the highest pinnacle of manmeat. Tyler will pinch the helpless fucktoy by the head and spin them around on his cock like a pinwheel. The fucktoy will spin at a rapid pace until popping free. After having their insides hollowed out by Tyler's monster arm, the fucktoy will then gluck gluck on his meat tower in consecutive fashion, followed by swallowing 3000 gallons of flawless DNA.
retrad: Did you hear Kayla almost died doing the Sloppy Toppy Spin Cycle Gluck Gluck 3K?

retrad 2: Can't even properly compress her organs, what a fuckin casual.
by binder full of ankle pics September 1, 2022
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toppo

a guy who drinks allot of "Bass" (the bitter), comes into teamspeak half-drunk, spills his drink into his computer, then screams, shitten-sy-crappen-hoffen.
this gamer is such a toppo
by els236 June 20, 2011
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fairy topia

A magical place filled with wonder and sparkles.
Riverside rooms $500.
by Daniiiiii December 10, 2008
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floppy toppy

“I was so drunk that I couldn’t even get it up all the way so she gave me floppy toppy”
by IT’S CHODEGANG MOTHERFUCKER November 8, 2017
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Topa momenat

Also known as The You're Not Funny Paradox wnd Shut The Hell Up Paradox.

When a person tells a joke and no one laughs than the person feels awkward in the silence, they also feel the need to fill the silence with another joke but they are not funny so no one laughs again.
Lol what a topa momenat.
by Slayqueenkb May 2, 2022
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SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER

When women must give the gawk gawk 99000 to their man or men,faithfully and without back talk for 31 days like life depends on it if they want us to run with NO NO NOVEMBER BS

ALSO KNOW AS S.T.S
GOLLY JEE ! I can’t wait for SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER next month!

My girl will give me that mouth the whole SLOPPY TOPPY SEPTEMBER
by Sheafy November 4, 2022
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on topa pasketti

cheese is what is on top of spagettie...

On top of spaghetti,

All covered with cheese,
I lost my poor meatball,

When somebody sneezed.

It rolled off the table,
And on to the floor,
And then my poor meatball,
Rolled out of the door.

It rolled in the garden,
And under a bush,
And then my poor meatball,
Was nothing but mush.

The mush was as tasty
As tasty could be,
And then the next summer,

It grew into a tree.

The tree was all covered,
All covered with moss,
And on it grew meatballs,
And tomato sauce.

So if you eat spaghetti,
All covered with cheese,
Hold on to your meatball,
Whenever you sneeze.
2 year old: My favet sog iz on topa pasketti
Mother of the 2 year old: Oh god! My kids a retard!
by Chikki Chikki Boom Boom January 18, 2017
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