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Top Hat

Jenny was very shy so she asked the health department nurse for a supply of top hats.
by Julianne1984 December 16, 2008
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top hat magoo

a top hat magoo is when one in serts his or her nose int the male or females ear and blow. this causes arousal and, the famale will shit her pants, this would be the oppertune moment for one to stick his penis in her anal cavity, and scream as load as u can "TOP HAT MAGOO."
"my boyfriend pulled a top hat magoo an me, and i shit my pants full of corn."
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tophatter

A tophatter is someone who takes a crap and jerks off at the same time.
JImmy was a tophatter becausse he would sit on the toilet taking a crap and jerking off at the same time.
by Grant Hand February 6, 2005
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Top Hat

When one places his scrotum on the top of someone's head, while they are passed out or in a deep sleep.
Nick totally top hatted that boy from st. johns last night.
by Selby Straits November 10, 2010
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Top Hat

The process of pushing flat the tip of an unlit cannabis cigarette or 'joint' so that the edges may be burned away and the twisted tip pulled clear to allow an easy light.
"Let me just top hat this and then you can spark it."
by junglejungle January 19, 2009
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top hat niple

An areola that is not much larger than the actual niple. So when you look at it from the top it looks like a top hat.
My friends breasts have top hat niples.

The womans niples seemed to be overcomming her areolas and look like top hats.
by Brianna R November 3, 2007
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