topamonster

the feeling you get when your high from taking topomax.

dude, josh is turning in to the topamonster..this should be good...

by topamonster May 1, 2005

topanga

a wildly frizzy haired beast.

WOW! look at the topanga! someone needs a shaving...

you could knit a blanket out of that topanga

by ilovecrazyrangaaas July 4, 2010

Topangas

Large luscious Breast like the character Topanga from Boy Meets World.

You're Topangas look really good in that top

by Frog and Toad April 2, 2011

topatoe

A ball sack

Nick has no topatoe.

by ButtChipMaster October 15, 2013

topanga

when you are upset or screwed over. another word for jewish.

Rachel: did you buy the tickets lauren?
Lauren: ah topanga!! i forgot!

by lorach December 17, 2008

mercury topaz

A poorly made car from Mercury that was manufactured in the 80's and early 90's. They stopped making it due to poor sales and the fact that they're pieces of crap. They top out around 75 mph and are extremely unattractive. Often referred to as the "slowpaz".

Phil- "Dude, I just got a mercury topaz"
Chris- "That sucks man, I heard that they've been banned from highways because they're so slow, and no self respecting girl would ever set foot inside of one of them"
Phil- "Yeah, I should probly go drive it of a bridge"

by Albino Rhino August 26, 2006

Topamax

To topamax is to be very moody, cranky, or indecisive.

It is technically the name of a mood stabilizing prescription drug.

She must be on the rag cuz she was topamaxing all day, nothing I could do would satisfy her.

...or...

That guy can't make up his mind, he's so topamax!

by unit45x September 26, 2009