A large cocktail made from all the bodily fluids that one human body has produced. When ingested, it summons Kolgorathnokterranonklus, Great God of Immoral wishes. Once he appears, you may petition him to grant your most "unconventional" wish (e.g. sex with a cousin, eradication of the banana minority, etc.). Beware, though, for the granting of this wish will come with no unintended consequences--except the occasional appearance of a small child's face on one's elbows.
I used a Tennessee Wishing Well to become god-king of Palestine the other day.
Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?
Hey man, can i drink from your Tennessee Wishing Well?
by AllabobibTheGlutton May 23, 2016
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There simply wasn’t enough time after my 12 hour work day before dinner with my in-laws. I took a Tennessee Shower and 30 seconds later I was out the door!
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When a person completely reeks havoc on a public restroom by simultaneously performing the classic upper decker along with the kentucky glue gun...
by G'stein June 21, 2008
Get the Tennessee two timer mug.Bologna. Trailer trash in Tennessee buy junk food instead of good food. Along with chips and soda they love bologna, which to them is what steaks are to the rest of us.
Billy Dan had him some nice Tennessee steak for lunch. It was 99 cents a pound at the Piggly Wiggly store.
by PMax March 12, 2008
Get the Tennessee steak mug.Although this looks like a last name it is used as a first name to call men that are athletic, funny, stunnigly good looking, and intelligent.
Person 1 " hey tonnemacher. hows it going?"
tonnemacher "good"
Person 2 "what is tonnemacher?"
Person 1 "someone that is hot and cool at the same time."
tonnemacher "good"
Person 2 "what is tonnemacher?"
Person 1 "someone that is hot and cool at the same time."
by Call it like it is January 26, 2009
Get the tonnemacher mug.The fine art of whilst conducting Anal Sex on a relatively loose lady, slipping your hand inside of her vagina and giving yourself a handjob through her pussy wall. It resembles the way that the japanese roll sushi, except the roll is your cock.
She was so loose, the only way i could bust a nut and get outta there was to give myself a Tennessee Sushi Roll.
by B-Evil August 18, 2010
Get the Tennessee Sushi Roll mug.A sexual trick occuring between a man and a woman that resembles gun-powder being loaded into a muzzleloader. The trick is traditionally performed by men in Tennessee who dip or chew smokeless tobacco. The man and the woman assume the doggy-style position during sex. After a short while of fooling around the man 'tricks' the woman as he removes the smokeless tobacco from his mouth, places it on her asshole, and then shoves it into her rectum with his penis. It is typical for the act to occur in a very short period of time without warning the woman.
"I am still buzzing from the Tennessee Muzzleloader you gave me after the date-party last night."
"She was a slut so instead of regretting the sex I gave her the Tennessee Muzzleloader."
"She was a slut so instead of regretting the sex I gave her the Tennessee Muzzleloader."
by Stonewall1863 January 13, 2008
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