Dad You’d Like to Fuck

A DYLF, or a Heterosexual Dad you’d like to fuck.

Apparently, I’m quite the Dad you’d like to fuck. I said to the Porn star.

by theBlackSheep June 15, 2023

it’s more than 1 way to fuck a sheep

A term used implying something can be done in more ways than 1 . Much like more than 1 way to skin a cat . There are multiple options to get the same results . Try something new or different.

Dude , there’s more than one way to skin a cat .

~why would i skin a cat ?

Good point , well it’s more than 1 way to fuck a sheep.

~just say it’s different options , weirdo

by I’mBoomboombaby April 10, 2022

You Said You Were Going To Fuck Me

When you’re vibing with someone and they say it’s going down but then you turn around and they’re gone.

One night Annie said she was going to hook up with me, I turned around and she vanished. I ran all over town and finally found her in a Chipotle and said “you said you were going to fuck me”!?

by Gingerballin December 13, 2022

Come on to fuck

An expression of disdain over the shrinking of one's wool jumper.

"Come on to fuck Emma, you shrunk my jumper again!"

by rizzyo December 21, 2008

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by bluetextman July 29, 2021

mile to fuck ratio

ones living arrangement distance divided by the chances one will fuck said person. For instance if there was a .1 mile distance between person A and person B and a 95% chance of fuckage (% of fuckage is estimate) it would be a .1/.95 mile to fuck, or m to f, ratio.

-Hey man my new next door neighbor is really hot.
-Damn, thats a solid mile to fuck ratio.

by WiseMan17 September 20, 2011

alien i'd like to fuck

Hey Brian, look at that aliens ass, that's a prime example of an AILF.

ass alien AILF alien I'd like to fuck

by wag1 famalam May 28, 2014