TJ

Hes a god. At least thats what he thinks.
Seems like he has friends. He doesnt.
Will not reach out to you.
Absolutely despises most people.
Bad boyfriend.
Doesnt have plans.

TJ -

"Should i invite him to the party?"
"Dont bother. He probably has plans."

by Gurbels January 11, 2020

TJ

"A Tentacle Job" - When receiving the equivalent of a hand job, only from a being that has tentacles.

"Oh Dude! I was with this crazy alien squid chick last night, she gives the absolute best TJ."

by D-Plam August 24, 2008

TJ

A low life mutha fucker who thinks he's a super human. He is extremely anti social, and is afraid of balloons. The word TJ could also mean "shriveled mangled small dick"

Guy: Stop being a pussy you little TJ.
Girl: My boyfriends hot and all, but he has such a TJ!

by T.J.. October 28, 2014

TJ

A "Talk Job." The much less satisfying cousin of the BJ. Usually the work of a person who is trying to "score" with a girl but can't close the deal, and an unusually long conversation ensues.

Kiko has been talking to that stripper over there for 45 minutes and hasn't even gotten a lap dance. He must be giving her a TJ.

by CarlosQuintana March 26, 2008

TJ

Often associated with the word Keto or Emo. He will be seen trying to date girls named Morgan, but when she decides to break up with him, he will sexually harass her on FaceTime and accuse her of hooking up with another boy while at the beach. He will be very sad for many years, but will then reunite with her and form another abusive relationship. Morgan will then go to Bethany and have sexual relations with, yet again, another guy. This vicious cycle will continue for several more years until TJ decides to move on to a girl named Evie.

Someone: “Yo I heard your ex-boyfriend yelling at you last night after I told him you were hanging out with some guys at the beach.”
Morgan: Yeah. He started crying again and got really upset with me.
Someone: Let me guess... His name is TJ

by Morgan Expert August 02, 2019

TJ

A bathroom break taken at an inconvenient time

I missed the last play of the game because I took a TJ.

by Velocity88x March 27, 2017

TJ

Only the coolest kid on the face of the earth.. who loves kara more than she can ever love him back.

"Did you hear about how amazingly pretty and popular TJ is?"
"Yes! Everybodys talking about it !"

by TJ Schneider January 24, 2008