Tituba

A black bitch who has tubas for tits.

My name is Tituba because I have tuba tits. Let me play you a tune.

by DolandGoobyRocksass November 22, 2013

Alex Titus

A Large Headed Creeper Creature that looks as if it is a spawn of the Devil himself, even worse looking than Shelby. It is nether male nor Female, but has the worst case of vagatitus.

Oh Shit! what is that!!! oh its just Alex Titus

by FDLCguy April 6, 2011

titful

A vulgar Welsh slang word: a unit of measure, meaning too much of something. It is much like a shed load, though of course it refers to the capacity of a woman's breast.

I've had an absolute titful of you and your antics!

by Lord Declan May 30, 2016

Eli-titude

To show incredible mental and emotional strength courage, in facing difficulty, adversity, danger, or the unparalleled 18-0 Patriots defense.

Houston Wayland trying to study despite the fact that his eyes are always suspiciously very squinty.
Person 1: Hey did you hear Houston is trying to get back in school next semester?
Person 2:Wow no I didnt hear that, he sure has a lot of Eli-titude for such a little guy.

by EliDaMann February 27, 2008

titsuppery

The tendancy for things to go a bit tit's up

A:"Crikey this didnt go well at all!"
B:"Yes theres been quite a bit of titsuppery"

A:"We cannot stand for the level of titsuppery you have been consistantly achieving"

by James Lloyd July 7, 2007

Titcunt

1. A profanity used to describe a complete asshole, generally used on buses and public transport to retaliate to homophobia and bigotry.
2. Someone who cannot be solely described as either a tit or cunt.

See also: fuckwank

Eat a dick you homophobic Titcunt!

by Stormageddon DarkLordofAll March 23, 2013

Titus Young Hat Trick

The act of being arrested three times in one week, named for former Detroit Lions WR Titus Young.

Guy 1: Dude did you hear about Steve?

Guy 2: Yeah, he got arrested twice already this week!

Guy 1: Hey look, the police are arresting someone!

Guy 2: Yup, it's Steve.

Guy 1: It's the Titus Young Hat Trick!

by GucciMeme May 12, 2013