shut up, tito

Incorrect useage of the popular phrase (shut up tito), defines the feeling you have toward someone when they say something that, to you, sounds dumb, but in fact is so deep that it makes consious people eat their shorts
Correct useage: shut up tito

I don't get it. I'm also new here. shut up, tito.

by tito December 30, 2004

josip broz tito

A lame shitfull communistic faggot that was once a leader of Yugoslavia. He was a dictator, a tyrant and a mass murderer. No better than Saddam.

josip broz tito was a mass murderer and a communist.

by Backstreet Boys suck October 31, 2007

Tito

Tito is a strong, attractive and sexy all round talented female with a high drive to be successful and wealthy.

Tito is a very sexual being and must be satisfied when she pleases. She likes control.

I know Tito would be up for a good time tonight.

Yeah, you definitely need a Tito, she’s wifey.

Just ask Tito if you’re tryna be motivated or be satisfied.

by LadyNameDictionary November 23, 2021

Tito

Tito is a name for a female lesbian switch. Generally she is an 18 year old and she has a weird obsession with American Horror Story and gay liver. A Tito will be the weirdest girl youll ever meet but you wont regret it

Man, see that girl over there?

The one crying over a dissected liver?

Yeah. Shes such a Tito, dude.

by Adjnor37 September 2, 2018

Titos

Short for Tostitos chips

"God damn man it's midnight and I got the munchies for some titos"

by TheSusWordNerd August 15, 2022

Tito

Porch monkey who doesn’t touch grass.

Anthony you’re a tito. Get off the game already kid.

by CappAsf October 11, 2021

Tito Popit

Tito Popit is a Croatian-American-Serbian-Bosnian-Bulgarian-Italian-Mexican-Canadian-Macedonian singer.

"Dođi na morski greben! Tamo ću da te jeee-"
-"Koji k"
"-dnom, tamo ću da te jednom u moru okupam ja! A ako mi došla nebi onda se sama je-"

-"Ti imas psihickih problema"
"-dnom, onda se sama jednom u moru okupaj ti!"
-"Tito Popit?"
"Yep"

by Baja sa bazena November 8, 2021