tidliwinks

something on the human body that comes in pairs that are mainly seen in sexual orientations.

I played with her tidliwinks while she sucked on my tidliwinks.

by Andre' Hebert November 21, 2003

TILF

Teacher I'd Like to.....

Did you see that chick walk down the school hall? Total TILF

by Unkown Awareness November 23, 2010

semen tilfred

after fucking a super fat chick in her fat vagina, you splodge on to a cracker and hide in a fat role on her back

yo, i just gave that old fat lady down the street a semen tilfred instead of mowing her lawn.

by micheal jamisom January 22, 2008

TILF

T.I.L.F = Teeth I'd like to fuck.

Check out Michael Strahan's teeth. Total TILF.

by DJ Dentite August 23, 2010

tilf

toddler id like to f***

that is one hot toddler, shes got all the goods. when that tilf is alone im gonna make my move

by mattkemp January 15, 2009

Tilf

Tai i'd like to fuck
or
Tash i'd like to fuck

Example:

"Woah did you see vicky's friends, they are definatly Tilfs"

by Tash, and Tai October 20, 2008

tidlewaving

when two people sit in a bath, one of the recipients shits onto the surface of the water and using a wave like motions guides the log into the others mouth without the shit sinking. if the shit sinks it must be removed from the bath by drinking all the bathwater over a period of days

lets get in the bath for some tidlewaving

by Big Ant May 24, 2006