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Shit tickets

Toilet paper, usually single ply but sometimes multi-ply.
by Simon Callahan September 26, 2010
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shit tickets

one uses to wipe with after going to the bathroom
Did you get the shit tickets because i got to go to the show
by Paula Esquivel December 23, 2007
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Circus Tickets

Code word for marijuana, usually used when attempting to obtain marijuana. First used in a Weekend Update skit on NBC's Saturday Night Live.
Hey, I need $50 worth of circus tickets.
by Tarpie March 26, 2009
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thats the ticket

A phrase of relaxation, or pleasure. Commonly used when something goes just the way you want it to.
*leaning back in chair and stretching*..ahhhhh, thats the ticket...
by Pistol Starta February 11, 2004
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Bitch Ticket

A submitted vote form or participation in an election that gives you the right to complain about the outcomes related to it.
You don't get to complain about Obama's stimulus package, your lazy ass didn't fill out a bitch ticket last year.
by austinphoenix December 24, 2009
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Dance Ticket

A "dance ticket" is a world wide term describing an amount of currency usually in the form of a bank note for the exchange of a lap dance.

The value/amount of a "dance ticket" is variable. It can vary depending on country, region, province, state, area, city, etc.

The service provided in exchange for a "dance ticket" is highly variable. It can vary based on the establishments style or quality as well as the dancer's quality of service, performance, mood, song that's playing, etc.

A common "dance ticket" in Canada would be the $20 bank note.
A common "dance ticket" in the USA could vary from a $20 bank note all the way down to the $1 note, depending on state/city.

It should be apparent that no matter where a person is on earth, a certain single bank note, one which is usually obtained easily from an ATM, can be used to get a lap dance, hence "dance ticket".
Example 1:

Club Dancer: "Hey sexy, how would you like to come to the back room with me for the next song, it's my jam"
Patron: "Sounds swell, I've got my dance ticket right here"

Example 2:
"Hey Dude, could you spot me a dance ticket till pay day, I need to get a pack of smokes"

Example 3:
"It's rainin' dance tickets!!"
by phlphll May 27, 2014
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Hot ticket

Someone who is a handful, but extremely amusing and a pleasure to be around. One of your most off the rail friends- but you're thankful for them and know it will never be a boring night with them. You never know what kind of adventures you’re going to be taking together but you always know it will be a night to remember. (Or not remember)
Kayla is a hot ticket. I will never have a boring night without her no matter where we go. Its always a surprise with her
by Mty2123 March 13, 2021
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