The shitsy bitchsy spider

A play on words of the “itsy bitsy spider” nursery rhyme.

/The shitsy bitchsy spider climbed up the water spout/
/She should have fucking known that the water would come out/
/Down came the rain and the dumbass got all wet/
/‘Cause the shitsy bitchsy spider is a fucking idiot/

by J\ July 10, 2023

The ol' angry spider

A man stands on all 4s facing their partner who lies flat on their back underneath them. The man on all 4s then drools on their parnters face until they ejaculate.

Hey baby wanna get the ol' angry spider tonight?

I'm gonna tie you down and give you the ol angry spider
Bitch here cums the angry spider

What a dirty.

by Angry spider April 12, 2017

Spider af on the wall

This is the amazing spider af on the wall it is an amazing spider that blesses people from the wall only because of the wonderful Hannah and Ayesha so remember to respect the spider af on the wall - Hannah and Ayesha are so very peng !!!!!-if you are still reading this may spider af on the wall be with you xx 🕷
Spider af on the wall is sacred so remember to mention it in your prayers - long live the spider af on the wall

Hannah : why is spider af on the wall so great ?
Ayesha: it’s because of the amazing peng Hannah and Ayesha

by Hannah amazing personnn July 24, 2020

Pull all the legs off a spider

When a male masturbates 8 times in a day.

Jamie: During my day off yesterday I was so bored and sexually frustrated I had to pull all the legs off a spider to keep me from molesting my dog.

by howlingmadwilger October 29, 2010

Pull the legs off a spider

When A is making fun of B in front of everyone, and C, who's B's friend says "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider.", to A, C is telling A to find something better to do with their time than to make fun and laugh at C.

B is the one being laughed at by A.
C, in saying this to A, is doing several things at the same time.
Showing strong support for B.
Showing clearly that A's laughter is entirely inappropriate.
Also saying that A is the type of person who'd enjoy ruthlessly pulling the legs off a spider, is not only a bully but also acts like a child.

"Hey Dave are you a total fag or something?", said Dan, as everyone in the room was laughing at Dave, including Dan. Then Dale, sticking up for Dave, said to Dan, "Hey, go pull the legs off a spider." Then Dan felling small and belittled stopped making fun of Dave.

by Rusty Shacklefurd December 20, 2007

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars. By the way my name is Bob. My favorite animals are spider monkeys. I was born on Mars.

by not found [Error 404] July 19, 2009

Catching the Slider

A) Having anal sex with someone who did not wipe after having a bout with diarrhea.

b) Slippage experienced when there is too much lubrication during intercourse.

***The term Catcher refers to the individual who is receiving the slide and the term Pitcher refers to the person giving the slider.***

A) David was totally catching the slider when Annie farted after eating taco bell.

B) Brosef! After months of denying me anal, I pitched Sarah a slider last night. She thought it was an accident. ;)

by SneakAttackonSeddon July 14, 2011